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&; PUELLA! The many faces of puella.
 Vertically-Challenged Puella This is Vertically-Challenged Puella. She is shorter than the rest, but she insists we be politically correct and say vertically-challenged. She is a tough little puella, so watch yo' back.
 Emotionally Unstable Puella This is Emotionally Unstable Puella. She suffers from severe depression and paranoia mainly. She is very quiet but we suspect one day she will pull out a machete and chop us all into little pieces.
 Smiley Puella This is Smiley Puella. She smiles more often than even Ms. Puella [aka Ms. Perrone] herself. She's an odd creature. Verry odd.
 Unibrow Puella This is Unibrow Puella. She needs to learn how to pluck her eyebrows. They're like two little caterpillars mushed into one.
 Constipated Puella This is Constipated Puella. She needs to release some waste but it refuses to be released. We pity her.
 Bucktooth Puella This is Bucktooth Puella. She resembles a bunny because she has buckteeth. Bucktooth Puella needs to see an ortho asap.
 Catholic Puella This is Catholic Puella. She's a very devout Catholic and has a cross obsession. Her Bible is her best friend.
 Nerdy Puella This is Nerdy Puella. She enjoys studying quantum physics, reciting the Periodic Table of Elements, and most of all- pi. She loves pi. Oooh oohh pi!
 Gangster Puella This is Gangster Puella. She is thugged out, dawgette. She's a gangster puella to tha fullest, yo.
 Wasted Puella This is Wasted Puella. We do not know what happened to her but we think it had something to do with Clorox. She is severely damaged and we advise you to stay away from her.
 Bite Me Puella This is Bite Me Puella. She is perpetually pissed off and hates everyone. Yes, her eyebrows are stuck that way.
 LA LA LA Puella This is LA LA LA Puella. She is a bit out there and is in her own little world. It's okay, though, everyone knows her there and she feels loved there. :)
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