Matt Bellringer - the drummer
As already mentioned, Matt is the drummer in this wild band of inepts. Matt, along with Steve, shares the slightly dubious accolade of hailing from Portsmouth and he too thinks it's a bit pap. Matt (very nearly) has a very apt surname for his position. If he rang bells that is. It should really be 'Matt Drumbasher' but it's not. So in actual fact his name's not that good after all. Matt is currently 'between jobs', which basically translates as a desire to sit on his rear all day and play on the Internet. Matt's other prided
possession, along with his UB40, is his bad back, bless. This unfortunate condition arose during the clipping of his toe nails (?!) and effectively means that he is unable to set up his drum kit. 'That's not much use in a drummer!' I hear you cry, but it's not as bad as it sounds, 'cos he gets muggins here to do it for him. Despite his lumbic trauma Matt remains an exceptional guy of exceptional talent.
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