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| Kelly Reid - the melodic vocalist |
| Kelly is the other vocalist in this unholy band of individuals with subnormal levels of mental accuity. Kelly is a west-country lass born and bred, and likes nothing more than a jar of scrumpy of an evening. Kelly got in touch with the band when we advertised for a vocalist, and actually had the nerve to hold auditions. Only the one though, 'cos not only did Kelly impress us all with her voice but it was a bit of a pain in the erse and we didn't think we could face more than one. Despite her diminutive status, Kelly |
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| keeps us all in line, as we all fear her vicsious (?) left hook, which has winded at least two of the other members. Her voice is not the only asset she brings to the band, as she is also visually very striking, and not opposed to wearing skimpy clothes in order to impress the male contingent of our fan base. Don't be offended if I don't write any more, Kelly, but it's nearly three in the morning and I'm knackered. |
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