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| Chris Stuart-Bennett - the snarly vocalist |
| Chris is one of the vocalists in this woeful band of cretins. Chris originally hails from Oxford? (Maybe - I know he lived there for a while, but I can't be 100% sure.) He left the shores of sunny San Diego to come to Bristol to study computer science, therefore making him a double nerd. He graduated a couple of years ago and is the only member of the band to be in proud possession of a job, working for the maths department. Making him a triple nerd. Chris originally turned down our offers to be in |
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| the band, with the plaintive cry of, 'No you don't understand - I can't sing,' but finally agreed to join when we assured him that singing ability wasn't actually a pre-requisite. But what he lacks in artistic ability he more than makes up for in energy - standing at a height of 6' 7" and weighing in at 320 pounds he can bound around the stage bellowing in a most frighful manner. He also owns a pair of groovy Terminator-esque glasses that you can crumple into a little ball, and that plug directly into his cerebral cortex. |