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3-5-03

This is my Spring break.  I am writing this because I am at home, not on a road trip or something of that nature.  No, I am home in Webster, where the signs say Welcome to Webster, Where Life is Worth Living.  This is how we keep suicidal people out of our town.

It has been brought to my attention that the website is not actually updated when I wrote “updating as you sit here” in my profile.  This was supposed to be true because I hit the upload button and left my computer.  But my computer never uploaded, and so there was no update.  Forgive me.

On a happier note, I got my car inspected today.  It was only 2 months overdue this year, as opposed to the 3 months overdue last year that cost me an $80 fine, courtesy of Nunda’s bored police force.  Furthermore, they replaced my windshield wipers with new, duct tape free, working wipers.  Unfortunately, I had to run to and from my house to drop off and pick up my car, and it was rainy out.

This whole break I have been working on a painting project for my Dad – it is to paint some of the new sections of the basement because we are finishing it.  I am a regular artiste I have decided.  Even though the only color I use is white, I make white look good.  I got some in my hair Monday, and I think it may start a fashion of people changing their hair color.  We will have to see if it catches on.  Mother and I went shopping at BJ’s and got me some nice stuff, such as pop, and potato skins.  What more could I need?

Tomorrow, that being Thursday, Becky and Nathan will be arriving to stay at my house for the rest of Spring Break.  This means that tomorrow before 5 I must A. finish all of my programming homework B. I must finish all of the painting and C. I must clean the house for the guests.  This will be an unfortunate day I am thinking.  No Counterstrike, which is sad.  I am getting better at it though, well, no, not really, but I can pretend.

I am still coughing, which began before my last entry weeks ago.  WEEKS AGO!  I want to just stop coughing finally for once and for all and all for one.

Oh ,and Jason Dolon told me something really funny today that made me actually laugh out loud in front of my computer screen.  I just sat here and laughed to no one.  It was so funny.  He is coming up tomorrow too, for a movie and dinner.  So is P-Diddy.  And Mike Clements.  Basically, if you want to go to Rochester, you need to go now.  Tomorrow is the day.  There will be no other chances.  WE could get nuked for example.  I heard that if we got nuked, Rochester used to be high up on the list of nuke targets.  It probably still is because if Russia ever did want to win a war against us, they would want to nuke all the people who can actually drive in the snow.  And they would probably want to get rid of me too, because I might take them over.

OK – IM DONE.

2-12-03

I actually lost an entry here; I know that I wrote something between here and Christmas break just to prove I could, but its obviously not here so I guess you can call me a liar.

At any rate, I felt it was time to update this old thing.  I was deathly ill the week before last, with some kind of cold.  I did not leave the house 2 Wednesdays ago.  And you know what is better then getting sick?  Getting sick again.  That’s right, this morning I have once again begun hacking up a storm with mucous flying all over, in case you wanted to know.  Everyone here is sick.  Dave is sick, Andrew is sick, Renata is sick, and countless others.  It will be one vicious cycle, I just told Dave, and I mean every word of that.

I have written a few more articles for the star, hopefully they are good ones.  You can check them out here.  Article 5 hits newsstands tonight.

And that’s all that’s new for now.  I don’t really think a lot of people actually read this, so my new outlet of complaining and general craziness will be in the form of my column, because the whole school can read it, not just those on my buddy list.  Next step, the New York Times.  That is my goal.  Forget computer science, I want to write articles for the Times.  I should have realized this goal earlier in my life rather then right now as I am typing to you smack in the middle of my junior year.  Ahh well, maybe next time.

1-11-03

Closer to when I go back.

I played some counterstrike today and got my all time best record of 21 kills and only 15 deaths, first place for my team baby.  It is worth celebrating.  I had the kids on the other team so mad they said I eat poop, which in this context I will take as a compliment.

I had my oil changed today and went shopping for some last minute stuff.  I hope I have everything I need because I spent the last of the money I brought home.  We watched the patriot today, and Anna’s quote of the week was “Mel Gibson suffers a lot of ‘wife damage’.”  I guess it is true.

I have not packed yet and it is 9:40pm.  I really despise packing.

1-10-03

It is almost time to go back to school.

This brings about a mixture of good and bad things.  It will be good because I will see people and be busy again.  It will be bad because I have to do a lot of work.

The last week or so I have been so lazy that it is impossible to compare me with anything more then my lazy dog cookie who sleeps, eats, and enjoys a boring life.  There were things worth writing in here but I forgot them.  I was, however, somewhat productive today because I cleaned out my car and shoveled the driveway.  Most importantly was my ingenious fixing of the windshield wiper blades on my poor neon, that have been working only well enough to clear a 2 by 3 inch piece of the glass for me to look out of in the snowstorms.  How, you ask.  It was a simple job for my new roll of duct tape I received for Christmas.  More of this roll will be used in the restoration of my hat.

I have not gotten my hair cut this break for those of you who care (and I know that most of you do) so do not be alarmed because this is on purpose.

I have gotten a little bit better at playing counterstrike online against the pros, mostly because I spent who knows how many hours on it this break.

Now, the last productive thing I am doing this break is fixing this darn site before I go back and not touch it for months.  I deleted everything off of geocities and now am about to place it all back on again.  This will mean that parts may be down for a while, but I don’t really care.

1-3-03

Well we are now in the year 2003.

On the 1st my mother returned from her trip to Phoenix around 4:00.  I had until 9:00 to convince her to allow me to travel to Chicago.  We went home and sat, then my father left to get Nate.  I decided when they got back would be a good time to bring up the subject.  Nate’s plane is delayed.  6:00 rolls around, then 7:00, soon enough, 8:00.  Finally I make the call to start the proceedings without my father to at least get the ball rolling, seeing as I only had an hour.  She did not like the revisions I made to the plan.

A slight interruption, my Grandpa just called me.  He asked when the snow would stop, and before I could answer decided that now would be a good time for us to visit Florida.  I agree, it would be a good time to go to Florida.  I’ll drive.

Anyhow, they finally got home and we ate, and it was like 8:30 with not much being accomplished.  Then my brothers and sister kept making dumb statements and the time was ticking and finally I just started yelling and saying everybody shut up I need to talk to them NOW!  So finally, at 8:50, everyone is out of the room and the subject is discussed in its entirety, or at least as much as possible before I have to call Nathan and give him my plans.

As you can probably tell, the battle did not go well, it was hopelessly lost.  Hopefully only the battle, and not the war, for there is always next break and that looks a lot more probable.  Still, this leaves me with a tremendous amount of free time on my hands.  It is snowing on and on here so I am seriously considering grabbing a  shovel and going  door to door asking people if they want their driveway shoveled for 5 bucks.  If I shovel a driveway in like 40 minutes, that would be around $7.50 (w/out tax) an hour which isn’t too bad considering im getting nothing right now.  I will shovel my driveway and if I feel like doing more then you might catch me somewhere in the village plowing away.

And that sums it enough for today.

12-31-02

Today is unfortunately another long uneventful day it seems.  I suppose it should be something special because it is New Years Eve.  Frankly, I don’t really care.  It is 10:47am and I have no plans for the evening because I am lazy.  Something must be done about this.

Not having a job this break has been the death of me.  If I think about it, I still have 12 long days of break to go.  And then I will get back to school and wish I was here doing nothing.  And then the summer will come and I will be working and I will wish I wasn’t working and back in school.  And then I will go to school for a year and then get out and go to grad school, and then go find a job and sit in my cubicle forever until I make enough money to stop working.  And then I will sit around being old and have nothing to do.  Wow, that was a fun thing to do, think about the future.

12-30-02

Not much happened that is worthwhile to tell.  I went to the church “college kids gathering” and dragged Dave along with me so that I would at least have someone to talk to.  Nothing changed between high school and now I’ve decided.  Me and Dave were the only guys from our class that even came to the thing – the rest of our class knew better it seemed (and Dave would have not come either if I hadn’t forced him).  Everyone else was stuck in the same old cliques that were around forever.  Yeah they seem cool on the outside saying hi and everything, and then they go right back on as if you never existed.  This is the key problem with Browncroft Community Church’s Youth Group, and it’s hard to say if even anything can be done about it.  It is too large of a group and some people just float to the outside.  Many have debated what is to be done about this, we were given lectures on the subject, taken on missions trips together, and all sorts of things.  But if you don’t wear Abercrombie or have some kind of tight bond with the “Abercrombie Kids” or J-boys, or Already Taken, whatever you want to call that prissy little group, then don’t bother trying to enjoy BCC’s youth programs.

It’s a harsh reality ladies and gentlemen.  Granted I complain about a lot of things, but honestly there is little more that irks me then this group of people.  Sometimes it seems that if you don’t go to my church you have a much higher probability of being a nice person.

12-29-02

Well, today was an exiting day to be sure.  I went to church and sat with Dave and Tara, and then Steve, Dad, and I all went to Syracuse to see our aunt and uncle and the Austin grandparents.  I decided that on this trip it would be a good time to inquire about the Chicago trip status.  So I asked if Dad had talked to Mom before she had left.  He tells that basically I cannot go because it is too long and the weather could be too bad.  We had a bit of a discussion or debate about it, and at this point I realized I could not win this alone.  Dad was too determined and Mom would never consider without his approval.  I needed backup – the topic must be brought up for discussion at my relatives house to gather a fuller view of the situation.  And so it was done.  Everyone was inquisitive of Renata over in Chicago and everytime a reference to her was made I would say, well I don’t know, some people won’t let me go to Chicago with a nice look at my Dad, who just kinda smiled.  Eventually, my Aunt Karen who is quite astute in such manners and can often be depended on to back me up on these issues, asked about the details of the trip and what was going on.  So everything was brought before the council, yes 10 days is a long time, no the weather is bad, yes I went to Illinois when I was a freshmen and you are a junior, etc etc.  The subject was pressed but unfortunately left unresolved because the time had come for us to leave.  But much had been accomplished in these simple proceedings and on the car ride back, little was said, but a much more open attitude was expressed.  Well, can Nathan maybe change his plans a bit if necessary, Dad asks.  The battle is not yet over.

I went bowling and saw Ghost Ship tonight.  Don’t ever bother seeing Ghost Ship it is a waste of money.  I should have my own movie review section I just realized, but that would take a lot of effort and I would get bored with it after probably 3 movies.

12-27-02

Another day of doing nothing.  I am about to go and play some football and this unfortunately is the highlight of my day.  However, for your benefit I have included my new GAMES page alerting you to all the upcoming games that I am creating.  It is fantastic, there are even screenshots included so check it out.  That’s it for now.  No news on the Chicago trip.

12-26-02 (and those few days between my last entry and now)

The day after Christmas, also my 2 month anniversary with the lovely Renata.  But before we delve into today, it is a good time to recap.  So recap I shall.

A little less then 2 weeks ago, the infamous Anti-joy week began commemorating yet another semester’s closure with a slew of finals.  I struggled to get through the week without dying and I was successful, as you can now tell because of my writing this.  After finals I came back to Webster where I found to my dismay that the bridges over route 104 had been painted blue.  This may not seem big to you, but to me it shows that Webster is always changing.  No one in my family had bothered to tell me that the bridges were being painted.  I had to experience the shock for myself, and I did because the familiar green was not there greeting me as it always had before.

I arrived home to find Steve, my tall brother now towering over me after boot camp of the marines taught him how to stand up straight.  The marines are now a loved group in the Austin household as Steve now holds the position of PFC in their ranks.  Everybody else did not change much sine I last saw them, but then again I saw them 3 weeks ago where as I hadn’t seen Steve in 3 months.

My sister told me that my Grandma was once talking to our sort of show-offy worship leader.  It went like this:

Grandma: do you always play like that?

Maurice: - yes i sure do

Grandma: - im glad that i dont live near your house.

When I am old I will have the guts to say things like this, things I only dream about saying now…

The big Austin event of the vacation was a family trip to Lord of the Rings which we saw in Tinseltown (for those of you who do not know anything about Rochester it is a very big theater with comfortable seating).  Unfortunately Steve who is taller then me picked the aisle with a railing in front of it that blocked my view of the screen at the bottom.  Every time they spoke in some language that required subtitle translations I was forced to squirm around until the bar was above or below the test.  I smuggled in some Reeces and ate them during the loud parts of the film so no one would hear me.  The battles for helmsdeep was never so fun as when a peanut butter cup was melting in my mouth.

I mentioned that I might like to go to Chicago this break so I could see Renata.  The parents have been very wavering on this subject.  When I first mentioned it to my Mom, she was only concerened that I would be around when she got back from Phoenix, which I would.  Then when I brought it up before both of them, Mom was very much against the idea, because of weather, etc.  Dad seemed to join her, but then he says, well lets hear what this would entail.  So I explain as best as I can and they seem just about fine with me going.  Then the next day I am asked how long this trip will be.  With travel time and the amount of time I am staying with Nathan and his relatives, it will be about 10 days I inform them.  This does not go over well, and I am again thrown into uncertainty about the probability of this trip occurring.  They now want to see an exact itinerary of my trip word for word.  So I make one up and my Mom is like, I don’t wan’t to see it now, it is unpleasant and will ruin my Christmas.  On Christmas my Dad is talking with his parents on the phone and says I might be going to Chicago to see my girlfriend.  This is a positive sign and I perk up.  Instantly my mother is says loudly “no hes not going” which is decidedly a negative sign.  So I decide I will wait until after Christmas to show them, and then she leaves for phoenix without me bringing the subject up, sadly enough.  So now I am forced to wait until she gets back to see if I am allowed to leave the next day.  I have basically lost all hope for this trip.

I kept meaning to get a head start on Christmas shopping this year but I never found the motivation necessary to get me out of the house.  That is, until Christmas eve where I obviously ran out of time.  So at around 9:00 I set out to do all of my shopping as soon as possible.  I managed to accomplish this in approximately 3 hours, which was not bad as far as I was concerned.  And a good half an hour or so was just me being lost as I tried to make my own shortcut through the city from the mall to Walmart.  It did not work as well as I planned but that was ok, it is the Christmas season and people are supposed to be happy even if they are lost.  Some of it was time I spent showing a worker in JC Penny’s which rack exactly I got a pair of slippers off of.  Somehow, people in stores seem to make me do all the work these days.

The Christmas eve service came around and I was unfortunately not the one who picked up my grandparents, but Nate and Steve did, and they have some good conversations that I wrote down as soon as I heard them.  Here they are for you to enjoy as well:

 

Grandpa: now that’s a sexy voice (referring to the radio)

Grandma: you don’t even know what sexy is

Grandpa: yes i do, the announcer’s voice is sexy.  I’ll tell you about some stories from France in WWII.

Grandma: Charles, they don’t need to be hearing those stories…

 

Grandpa: silent night, holy night

Grandma: shut up

Grandpa: all is come all is bright

Grandma: shut up shut up shut up

 

Grandpa: nate, dont tell anyone this

Nate: what grandpa?

Grandpa: well back in the war

Nate: uh oh

Grandpa: when it was time to move out, they would always say "get up your cocks and pull on your socks"

Nate: uhh, i wont tell anyone grandpa

Grandpa: no, i was kidding, you can tell steve

Nate: oh, ok...Steve in boot camp did they ever say that?

Steve: well not exactly…

 

Grandpa: we used to eat in the world trade center, thats where she got me this ring.  What did it cost, $27?

Grandma: yeah I wasn’t about to buy you diamonds

Grandpa: oh well, its chipped now

Steve: good it has some character

 

Radio: (song about young love)

Grandpa: ha, i am young love!

We watched the play that Anna was in as an angel (she did a good job in case you are wondering).  Unfortunately, we had to go to the “family” service to see her.  The family service entailed some Veggie Tales clips as well as our Pastor giving the entire sermon with the aid of two audience picked children.  I raised my hand to be picked, as did Nate, but we were passed by for other, smaller children.  Later I was told that the kids had been pre-picked and that I had actually stood no chance of being picked by Pastor Phil whatsoever.  I had even been optimistic and said “maybe next year” in the spirit of Christmas, but now I know that it will never be.  Because the service was for families, the candle-lighting section was replaced with the glowstick waving time.  No one was allowed to have candles in fear of burning down the church, which I think I almost did last year.  This was an outrage to me.  No candles is like ruining Christmas Eve.  And it didn’t even work because the few candles that actually were on fire in the advent wreath were knocked over by the adult lighting the middle candle.  He single-handedly almost took down the sanctuary while we held our sterile glowsticks.

Finally it was time to go home and have our Christmas Eve buffet which is my favorite meal of the year.  For example:

Grandma: heres the cookies, no dont take the plate just take 2 you will spill it all over the place.  You will drop the plate because it is too heavy.  Look, your hands are shaking.

Grandpa: no they arent, your hands are shaking

It was very good this year like every year.  Then the grandparents were taken home and I sat around for a while.  Then at about 10 I decided maybe now would be a good time to wrap the presents I had just bought.  I did that and went to bed.

Christmas arrived nice and early at 7:00 with Anna banging down everyone’s doors.  She claimed she had been up since 2 but that is hard to imagine.  We went down and opened presents and I received many good gifts, as did everyone else even our dog cookie.  I wore pajamas all day until the night where we had to go and shovel the driveway because Nate had to leave early the next day.  All in all it was a good day.

Then today came and Nate was gone before I even woke up.  He is in Phoenix now for the rose bowl as part of the marching band.  I played some Yu-gi-oh with Anna and then I went to see if I would have a job for this break.  It appears that I will not have a job.  My boss is in PA and there is little work that needs to be done this break.  So it looks as though I will be doing a lot of sitting around this break, which is unfortunate.  The reason I am working on this website is because I am bored right now.  I might write some Christmas cards late because I have so much time.  The time rolled around for Mom and Anna to go to the airport, because they will be staying in Phoenix with Nate for the next 6 days.  Now only me, Dad, and Steve are left.  I am worried what our meals will become.  Steve is gone a lot because he works at the recruiting office.

12-1-02

It’s December now.

I went to Walmart today to buy some shampoo and a scraper for my car.  When I got to the cashier, I realized I would have to cash a $100 bill for my 10 dollars worth of stuff.  This did not please the cashier.  First, she put on the blinking light saying she needed more cash in the drawer – my checkout had become an emergency.  She also entered into the register that I gave her a $1000 bill, and my change was supposed to be $990 something.  This did not make her very happy.  Then she proceeded to check out the next person in line.  So, in an effort to improve the situation, I tell her I have a 50 I can use instead (I don’t normally carry big bills like this, but I was on break and I had meant to buy a set of speakers).  At that point she handed me a piece of paper and a pen with 50.00 – 9.48 on the paper and says, “Here, you can do the math for me.”  She checked out another person, turned off the emergency blinking light and took the paper back.  I was a bit caught off guard that she wanted me to figure out my own change – do I look like a calculator?  And it was annoying because you had to cross out the 0’s and make them 9’s and it was getting really complicated, but I think I got it right.  She read it and handed me the change I wrote on the slip.  I should have given myself an extra 5 dollars.

So, I apologize to her and take my stuff.  In retrospect, I wish I didn’t apologize because I wasn’t the rude one.  Oh well, maybe next time.  I went out to my car and started backing up and then a huge plow turned into my row, so I made haste to get out of its way.  And what do I see but another huge plow facing me, coming the other direction.  It was like they were given orders to smash my little neon into a big green snowball, made of car parts and not snow.  Luckily, I quickly drove through some parking spots to avoid their crazy snow-removal tactics.

All in all, it was the most eventful time of my break, assuming my trip back to Houghton in the snowstorm is boring.

11-30-02

The skin is dying on my right hand middle finger.  It hurts and does not look like my normal skin.  Right now, my brother Nate is sitting next to me.  He is annoying.  I wish that he would go away, but he just doesn’t.  He cannot take the hint that I do not want him to sit here, even if I spell it right out on the screen in front of him.  The only solution: now I must fight him.  It was a tough battle, but, I am victorious.  He is whining about loosing feeling in his fingers.

On to other matters.  There is not much to say about these past few days.  I am only writing because I am still on break and thus I feel like I have more time on my hands.  Yesterday, I saw a movie and ate at Taco Bell.  It was fun, but not terribly exciting or hilarious in any form, sadly enough.  Today, I played games with my friends all day long and then I had pizza.  Then more games, and now here I sit.

There you have it, a summary of 2 days in 1 paragraph.  Not too shabby.  I know the links on the bottom are messed up but I can’t figure out why stupid Frontpage wont load them right.  So, broken they will stay.  Just move the cursor around and eventually you will find what you are looking for, I guarantee it.

Tomorrow I will drive through a snowstorm to return to Houghton.  Hopefully I will get some Krispy Kreme donuts on the way, because they are good.  This has been a break of good food, so I might as well finish it off with a bang.

You know what, I had a lot of other stuff I wanted to say.  It comes to me, randomly, in places where I am too lazy to jot stuff down.  So I lose the random thoughts I wanted to share.  Maybe they will come back to me, but I doubt it.

11-28-02

THANKSGIVING

At the end of the day here, I find myself with nothing to do except programming homework for Dr. Hu, so I have decided to work on this website of mine instead.  And since it is Thanksgiving, you will all get a taste of what an Austin family holiday is like.

So here is the scenario.  The day begins early for my mother, who begins doing all kinds of cooking action in the kitchen.  I sleep until about 9 or 10, when I am told to get up.  I don’t remember why it was so important for me to get up, because I promptly went down and started playing with Legos.  Every once in a while I feel inspired to build, and this break has been one of those times.  At about 10:30 or so, my grandparents call to say that they don’t want us to drive in the insane blizzard to pick them up for Thanksgiving dinner, which my mother promptly tells them is absurd.  Then, the real reason of the call is discovered; my grandma has forgotten what time we were coming over and wishes to know.  It is a subtle system of obtaining information, but it is the Austin way.  A neighbor comes over and brings me a pie – specifically for me!  Not the rest of the family, but me, I am quite honored by this gift.  At this point Nate and I are told to go shovel off all the ice so that the grandparents will not be upset when they get here.   I go and shovel off the paths and mind my own business when I get attacked in an undeclared snowball war.  Nate and Anna, who is outside for who knows what reason, gang up on me and we fight with snowballs until it becomes more convenient to throw shovels full of snow at each other, making a mess of the areas we just shoveled.

Back inside we go, to eat some food to hold us over until the feast at 4:00.  Nate and I play some computer games and then I am called to get ready to pick up the grandparents.  I am the chosen one to drive in the blizzard, risking life and limb in an effort to save Thanksgiving.  So I shower and shave and take off in the Neon with Anna in the car.  She makes sure to remind me (twice) that my grandparents will only appreciate classical music and that I should adhere to such an appreciation.  We pick them up at 3:28, where they are already waiting with anticipation for the meal.  The customary greetings take place and we head back home.  Here is just a small part of the conversation:

 

We pass a cemetary

Grandpa: Well, those people wont be having turkeys for dinner

Me: Well, no grandpa, you are right they wont.

 

We pass a friendlys

Grandpa: Can we stop there and eat first?

Me: You better not say that near my mother...

 

We pass a mcdonalds

Grandpa: I wont ever eat at mcdonalds

Me: Why not?

Grandma: He says he wont eat there, I dont know why

Grandpa: They urinate on the burgers...

 

I cannot help but say that I find my grandparents refreshingly humorous.

We arrive home for to view the final preparations, and then it is time to eat.  Everyone sits down at their named place settings (courtesy of Anna) and Dad prays and we eat.  I could have written this same paragraph 5 years ago and nothing would have changed.  Dad is somewhat grumpy and is upset if the passing does not go well.  When I say passing, I mean the transfer of a dish from one person to the next, always counterclockwise, in an efficient, timely manner.  If someone does not pass their dish at the correct and fast time, chaos ensues.  And I mean chaos.  My grandparents comment on how they only eat like this once a year.  My mother informs them that we have a big meal on Christmas that they always attend as well.  This year, the whole table notices that people are sitting in the wrong places.  Steve is not here this year, and Anna and Mom took the liberty of changing around all of the places.  It was a bit confusing for me, but then again I have been branded as the “hater of all change” and my opinion has lost its value in any situation that is a change of some sort.  So the other family members needed to duke this one out.

At the end of the meal, Dad does the dishes and Mom cleans up the food, and Grandpa and Grandma are told to stay out of the kitchen.  There was some chitchat, and then I was sent to take them back home again.

I took a nap, then played some more video games, then watched Dinatopia.  It is an interesting show to say the least, all about humans and dinosaurs, go figure.  Then I looked at some of the great bargains that stores are having tomorrow, and then everyone went upstairs to bed, at 10:00.  It is so early, I will be in bed by 11 and life will be good.  And thus ends the eventful Thanksgiving at the Austin household.

Tune in next time for an Austin Family Christmas…

11-15-02

I have decided to update this sucker once again.  There is, I suppose, much to say since the preseason days.  Cross-Country is over, and I am finished running competitively for life.  My professor Wei Hu takes up most of my free time with his long programming assignments – I have to first write the programs and then I revisit them all to grade them for the class.  It is not a great system, but at least I am kind of a TA again, like the good old days.  YFC is fun, lots of great kids there.  FYI is over.  That is fine with me, because a lot of the kids I taught in FYI did not think so highly of me, and it showed in their leader-evaluations.  Such is life, I suppose.  That is how honors kids act all the time, I am told…

My newest project is the STAR column dedicated to things I feel like writing about.  I will post all of my articles on the website, don’t worry.

That’s all for now, I’m too lazy to keep writing.

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