-bring a pillow. fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes of the exam. do some gibberish work, then hand it in 5 minutes early.
-grab a copy of the exam paper and run out the room shouting "Andre Andre i've got the secret documents!"
-ifs its a maths/science exam, answer in essay form. if its an english exam, answer with numbers and symbols. be creative.
-talk through the entire exam. discuss answers with yourself. if asked to stop say "i'm SO sure they can here me thinking!" then start talking about what a jerk your instructor is.
-bring cheerleaders
-bring a GameBoy. play at maximum volume.
-bring pets
-run into the exam room, looking around frantically. breathe a sigh of relief. tell the instuctor "they've found me, i have to leave the country" and run off.
-fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up and rip your exam paper into pieces. ask for another copy.
-do the entire exam in crayons, paint or highligter pens.
-come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head and nothing else.
-do the exam in another language. if you dont know one, make one up! for maths exams, try using roman numerals.
-walk into the exam with a friend with a video camera. tell the instructer you're making a film and if they let your friend say, you'll give them a share in the profits.
-every 5 minutes collect all your things, move to another seat and continue with the exam.
-do the entire exam as if it were true/false or multiple choice. if it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things, eg babe
-bring a black marker. return the exam with all questions and answers completly blacked out. tell them it wasnt you.
-every few minutes, clap your hands twice quickly. when the instructor asks you what you're doing, tell them the lightbulb above your head that comes on when you have an idea activated by a clapper.
-get everyone to bring handcuffs. cuff yourselves to the table, making a stand against the evilness of exams.
-wear a black cloak. about 30 minutes into the exams, put on a white mask and start shouting "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
-go into an exam for a subject you didnt take. claim you've been to every lesson.
-when you get the exam, laugh loudly and say "You dont really expect me to waste my time on this drivvle? crossroads is on!"
-bring a water pistol with you. nuff said.
-start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
-if its a maths/science exam, get in as many imaginary proofs as possible. use pi alot. if its a written exam, relate every answer to your own life story.
-bring a friend to give you a back massage throughout the exam. insist they are needed, because you have bad circulation.
-bring notes for ANOTHER SUBJECT to the exam. staple them to the answer sheet and write "please refer to the attached notes for references, as you see fit."
-start a mexican wave.
-bring a large, cumbersome, ugly idol. pray to it often. consider a small sacrifice.
-during the exam, take apart everything around you. pens, desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
-bring a security blanket.