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my family and chums
coz i love my family and friends so much i thought i'd dedicate a page to them. |
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Hi there... this is me. Mum says I have all the good looks and no brains. I also have a stomach ulcer. |
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This is my mum. She has lots of boyfriends. one of them has a job. she thinks with a bit of luck i could be a garbage man someday. |
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This is my brother Hank. He's in jail right now. When he gets out he's not allowed to be near animals or kitchen appliances. |
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This is my grandmom. She lives with us in our trailer. She likes going out to bars and drinking beer. Grandmom has sores all over. The flies are terrible. |
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My mom says she's almost positive this is my dad. He lives in a Federal Penitentiary in Montana. When he gets out in 55 years we're going to go fishing. |
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This is my younger sister Jill. She has no teeth. She was licking an egg beater one day and my cousin Jimmy turned it on by accident. |
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