my family and chums

coz i love my family and friends so much i thought i'd dedicate a page to them.
Hi there... this is me. Mum says I have all the good looks and no brains. I also have a stomach ulcer.
This is my mum. She has lots of boyfriends. one of them has a job. she thinks with a bit of luck i could be a garbage man someday.
This is my brother Hank. He's in jail right now. When he gets out he's not allowed to be near animals or kitchen appliances.
This is my grandmom. She lives with us in our trailer. She likes going out to bars and drinking beer. Grandmom has sores all over. The flies are terrible.
My mom says she's almost positive this is my dad. He lives in a Federal Penitentiary in Montana. When he gets out in 55 years we're going to go fishing.
This is my younger sister Jill. She has no teeth. She was licking an egg beater one day and my cousin Jimmy turned it on by accident.
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