-when there's only one other person in the lift, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasnt you.
-push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. smile, and go back for more.
-ask to push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
-ring the phychic hotline from your mobile and ask them which floor you're on.
-hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. after a while, let them close and say "Hi Bart. how's your day been?"
-drop a pen, wait till someone bends down to reach it, then say "thats mine!!"
-drag your desk into the lift and ask people if they have an appointment.
-lay down a twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
-put a box in the corner, and ask other passengers if they can hear ticking.
-pretend you're a trolly dolly and review emergency procedures with the other passengers.
-stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
-ask "did you feel that?"
-when the doors close, smile and say "dont worry guys, they open again!"
-swat at flys that dont exist.
-tell people you can see their aura.
-shout "GROUP HUG!" and enforce it.
-open your bag, look inside and ask "got enough air in there?"
-stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
-stare at another passenger for a while, then back away slowly saying "you're one of them!"
-listen to the lift walls with your stephoscope.
-make explosive noises whenever anyone presses a button.
-wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
-smile at another passenger for a while, then announce proudly, "i've got new socks on!"
-bring some chalk, draw a square and tell everyone its your personal space.
-make race car noises whenever anyone gets on or off.
-smack your forehead, grimacing painfully saying "shut up all of you, just shut up!"
-whistle the first 7 notes of "its a small world after all" incessantly.
-on a long ride, sway with the natural frequency of the elevator.
-offer name tags to everyone on the elevator. wear yours upside down.
-when it gets to your stop, tug at the doors to open them, then act embarrased when they open on their own.
-lean over to another passenger and whisper "noogie patrol coming!"
-greet other passengers with a warm handshake and ask them to call you admiral.
-at the top floor, hold the doors open and depand they stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go plink at the bottom.
-when its very full, moan painfully from the back "ahhhhhhhhh stupid motion sickness! it would set in now...."
-meow discreetly, then, looking concerned, tell another passenger you think there's a cat stuck in the lift shaft.
-sing "mary had a little lamb" while contunually pushing the buttons.
-yell "chutes away!" when the elevator descends.
-walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
-start a singalong.
-leave a box between the doors.
-when the elevator is silent, ask another passenger "is that your mobile going off or mine?"
-say "ding!" at each floor.
-lean against the buttons.
-say "i wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
-bring a chair along.
-carry a blanket and clutch it protectivly.
- wear x ray specs and leer suggestivly at female passengers (works best if you're male!)
-stare at your thumb and say "i think its getting larger"