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my family and chums |
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My cousin Eddie went to New York this summer. A piece of the Statue of Liberty fell off and hit him on the head. He now has the IQ of a tomato plant. |
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We found Willy sleeping under our trailer one night. Mom's teaching him how to use toilet paper. |
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This is my half brother Boomer. He's going to be a policeman some day. He already patrols the interstate and stops the bad people. |
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Walt dates my Grandmom. He grows pumpkins on 7 acres of land. He likes chasing Grandmom through his pumpkin patch in his underwear. |
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My 3rd cousin Smitty works in a dog coller factory in the city. He works 10 hours a day. All the collers are tested on Smitty before they're shipped to the stores. |
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This is my sister's other boyfriend, Paul. He's running for Mayor in the city. He hates kids and old people. Our neighbour Mrs Dot is taking him to court for spitting on her baby. |
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This is my half brother JimBob and his wife. She is pretty I think. They raise possums in their backyard. They're not allowed to have children. |
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