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my family and chums |
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Jake holds the park record. He once jumped over 7 trailers. He crashed alot and he talks real slow now. His doctor makes him wear a helmet. |
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My uncle Marky is still having problems. He doesnt know what he wants in life anymore. He's a Vietnam war hero and now he sells perfume in a department store. |
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Phil had a hunting accident years ago. The bullet is lodged just above his right ear. He's hard to understand sometimes and he smells like rotten cheese. |
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This is my twin brother Bert. We were born 4 minutes apart. He made medical history by falling out my mom's ass during birth. I hate him. |
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My great grandmother is lots of fun. She still chews tobacco and rides a bicycle. She dates younger men with teeth. |
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One of my mom's boyfriends. He has an anal infection that makes him fart alot. I think he caused my dog Rebel to die. |
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This is Molly. Mom says she just showed up at our trailer house one day and never left. She bit the mailman. She loves to drink water from the toilet bowl. She smokes cigerettes too. |
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