Happy Birthday Beatrice!!! ((08/24/2006))

My best friend B-Rad (Beatrice) is the best because she has celebrity obsessions with me and we have Big Birthday Celebrity Bashes for them on their birthday, even if they don't show up.

The first Big Celebrity Birthday Bash that we had was for Cole and The Fat One Sprouts. Who turned 14 on August 4th, 2006. I found this awesome tattoo of Cole and The Fat One, from my sister's teenie-bopper magazine, it was only one tattoo, and there were two of us, it was tragic! She cut it in half before we could put it on. Right inbetween Cole and The Fat One. It was a tight cut, because the tatoo was tiny. After she finally cut the tatoo of Cole and The Fat One in half ( it's two tattooes now. ), it took us a while to figure out where we were going to put them, so I suggested to put it on our stomachs! So she had The Fat One, and I had Cole. Stupid, Cole. The Fat One stayed on B-Rad's belly, but stupid `ol Cole fell off throughout the evening, so I had to write, "Cole" on my tummy in blue sharpie. I was sad. I wanted an actual tatoo! Anyways, We had these confetti shooter things, and B-Rad wanted to test them. I thought that they were fireworks, but B-Rad kept insisting that they weren't. I was freaking out, I didn't want to catch my room on fire, geez! So we tested them, they are lame. So after that, we were jus laying around waiting for midnight to come, because it was lyke a countdown. New Years, they were a year older, as soon as midnight came; we were doing all of this on the eve of their actual birthday, which was August 3rd, 2006. About three minutes before midnight, we look in my big mirror above my dressor and lifted up our shirts, so it looked like we were talking to "Cole" and The Fat One. We were discussing with them their first thirteen years, and how much of horrible actors they are, and that maybe they would get better in this 14th year of their life. Then ten seconds before midnight, we started screaming, "10.. . 9.. . 8.. . ! ", I think my parents were getting angry. We got all of the way to zero, and finished off the last of the lame confetti shooters. My room was covered in confetti, you couldn't even see my floor. It was great! We sat and stared at the mess for a little while, then decided to clean it up. I found an old Sobe "bawdol", and we filled it up with most of the confetti in my room. Yeah, then I made the best discovery in the world. I found out that the empty confetti shooters made excellent blowguns. So, we started shooting each other and the Sobe "bawdol" target. We got videos of all of this with my camera phone, so it was awesome. We found out that we need blowgun practice, because we have terrible aim.

We go to the movies alot. Our friend Jenica works there, sometimes she will give us her hidden stash of whoppers to throw at people. Not really, she jus takes our money and says, "Enjoy the Show." I think she was programmed to do that. Anyways, Our first movie was Superman Returns I think. Man, Brandon Routh got jacked. Almost the whole movie was computer animated, so he had small roles; his stupid super-humanly chunky thighs that would give him a heart attack. Yeah, we wouldn't stop talking / laughing about that movie and our friend Tim was about to kill us. This other day, we went to go see POTC 2, and we were making fun of it the whole time. Marvel-man sat behind us. Before the movie, we were talking about how B-Rad's cool cousin Nathan, whom I called Walter because he looked like a Walter to me, had a fat cell phone, and mine was long. His cell phone was so weird though! It was like an inch long and three inches wide. It was a flip phone, so when it was open, it was like two inches long and three inches wide. After we discussed how weird Walter's cell phone was, we decided to prank call David. He didn't answer, so we left him a lovely voice message, which is like a cell phone anwering machine thingy. Shortly after that, the move started. We kept thinking that the one dude looked like Draco Malfoy, and Harry Potter jus kept randomly coming on to the screen trying to have a wand-off with Draco or something. I kindof don't remember. We were jus joking around about Orlando BOOM! and how Keira Knightly was not a very faithful fiance in that movie but is a cool Celebrity in real life. The best part was after the movie, when I turned around and asked Marvel-man if he enjoyed the movie, he said, "Verbinski did what he always does.. . ", and something else that I can't remember. B-Rad and I jus started laughing. We were really hungry so we had Logan drive us to McDonalds, Yes, Logan can drive. It rocks having a friend who can drive you everywhere. Anyways, I got a McChicken off of the dollar menu. B-Rad got a cheeseburger off of the dollar menu, because she's cool. Then we went to my house and Walter, I mean, Nathan was commenting on how many freaking Nintendo 64 games I had. We decided to play super Smash Bros. and I creamed Walter. Then they left.

We stay up late discussing what happened at the movie theatre with Marvel-man, giggling for long periods of time, and discussing how many Celebrity Gaians we would make to try and fool people. Oh, good times. I always fall asleep first, B-Rad can take on any late-night challenge. 

We sneak out of the house with Taquitos at like, four in the morning and go up to the High School and talk about life, while watching the sun come up and talking about how it would be weird if the track runners came and found our hidden stash of Taquitos that we couldn't eat because we were full.

We go swimming at the city pools. ((Bodie Howard would beat Sage Heights anyday! )) Sometimes we bring B-Rad's little sister, who looks like The Fat One. We go around asking everybody at the pool if they have seen Macaulay Culkin at the pool today, because when we signed in, we saw someone's name, and it looked like "Macaulay", it's wasn't, but we decided to ask everyone anyway. All of them said no, so we were sad. We did happen to see Macaulay Culkin's look-a-like's girlfriend's from That 70s Show!, she was mean to us. Macaulay Culkin's look-a-like's girlfriend's boyfriend looked nothing like Macaulay! He was mean, too. The real Macaulay was at the bottom of the pool smoking cigarettes that we saw floating up from the bottom. B-Rad got all excited and swam to the bottom of the ten-foot area of the pool. She looked up and saw Macaulay's feet and started poking them. she needed air, so when she went to get some, he was right in front of her. She screamed, "Macaulay!", and you know what he said? "Go away." and flicked his cigarette at her. Then he lyke, dissappeared or something. 

One day, we were looking for the movie "My Girl", so we could see Macaulay Culkin's first kiss, we couldn't find it when we needed it, I found it days later. We ended up watching scenes of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, so we could see our beloved twin Celebrities, Cole and The Fat One Sprouts.. We got all freaked out, because there was this one part in this one episode where they both said the same thing in the same tone and made the same facial expression. It is creepy how twin Celebrities can do that. I wish I had a twin. In fact, B-Rad suggested that when we become famous, like actual famous, not the famous that we think that we are now, that we should do the double-role thing that twins do. We could pull it off, it would be hilarious.

We freak out when we see Clay Aiken singing in her computer, and eat crasins, because there is nothing else to eat. Speaking of Clay Aiken, Advanced Calculus, which used to be my yearbook, is now a Celebrity Eye Candy awesoem Celebrity book. We took magazines and made all of our friends look like Celebrities, and not jus any magazines, stupid ones like, Tiger Beat, Quizfest, and M. They all had The Fat One Sprouts right in the center of the cover, it makes us jealous, because we aren't famous yet, but we will be. Especially B-Rad, she has the beauty and the talent to rock out the tabloids. Her Celeb buds, would be Paris Hilton and The Attractive One. She has a "crush" on Macaulay Culkin, to say at the least.

When I am IMing her, she does weird things, like make Snikerdoodles. She was telling me how she had all of the ingredients, except for cinamon, so I called them Doodles. Yes, B-Rad was going to make Doodles for herself. You know, without the cinamon, they wouldn't be all Snickery, jus Doodley. I was making a big deal about it, and she suddenly told me that she found the cinamon. SHE FOUND THE CINAMON! So, she couldn't make the Doodles. I was sad.

So, you wanna know how we first met? I don't remember, but I do remember that we were in a Pre-Algebra class together in the 7th grade. I don't think we liked each other then. It wasn't until 8th grade when my other friend Ashley, who has been my friend since the 4th grade, had this awesome Halloween party at her house. That was B-Rad and I's first sleepover. We didn't talk much. We did watch IT though, and made fun of it. The rest of the night, I was bust talking to Tiffany, another friend, about how the characters from Boy Meets World were lyke, totally hot. I don't know why. It wasn't until Freshmen year, B-Rad and I had Physical Science II together, we always talked about how cool Pee-Wee Herman was, and we colored the sun purple on our Solar System project. The teacher got mad, it was all B-Rad's fault, or it could have been that one Brandon kid's fault who was in our group and didn't do anything. I think I started liking her when I found out how incredibly smart she was, and she always helped me on my assignments, because I'm not the brightest star in the sky.. . Jus kiddin, I like you for you and DON'T EVER FORGET IT!

B-Rad is a year older on the 24th of August. (( I think. ))

It's time to make more memories!! !

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  B-Rad Trivia!

• She is such good friends with Paris Hilton, she can impersonate her perfectly!
• She never takes off her shoes, even when she sleeps.
• She wishes she could kiss Macaulay Culkin in My Girl. Chulmsky ruined / wasted his first kiss.
• She secretly hates Clay Aiken.
• When she got awards at school, freshman year, not only did she get freshman awards, but she got sophomore awards as well! A new student record!
• She also hates Micheal Buble, U2, and Barry Manilow. It saddens me.
• Boris (her cat) and Tinkerbell (Paris' dog) are meant to be.. .
• That wasn't really trivia.
• Oh well.
• Her favorite color is green.
• She can do the Home Alone (Macaulay Culkin) face almost perfectly!
• Her bedtime is way past 10 o' clock, unlike the Sprouts twins.
• She can make bubbles with her hands.
• She dosen't snore.
• She is older than me.

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We made more memories! Our next Big Celebrity Birthday Bash was after B-Rad's birthday, for Macaulay Culkin. Who turned 26, on August 26, 2006. B-Rad brought over cake from her birthday, and we ate it for Macaulay, because clearly, B-Rad's birthday was over. We didn't have any cool Macaulay tatooes or anything, but I had my recorded tape, My Girl, and when my parents recorded it long ago, my father spelled Macaulay's name like, "Maculy Culikn". It made us laugh. So, Logan's little brother Shelldin the Turtle kept calling us. It was a bit annoying. I decided to show B-Rad, Shelldin the Turtle's 7th grade yearbook picture, because he looked like a freakin Turtle coming out of his shell. After more hysterical laughing, we took a picture of Shelldin the Turtle's yearbook picture and sent it to Logan, but Logan can't get pictures straight from his phone, so he didn't get it right away. What made the night so funny, is that we devoloped an obsession with Shelldin the Turtle, which is incredibly lame, and when we were talking to him, B-Rad was impersonating Paris Hilton, and I, Nicole Richie, in which I knew nothing about at the time. Shortly before midnight, we popped in the tape of My Girl and watched the beginning credits and we paused it on Macaulay Culkin's name. We were talking to Macaulay in my big dressor mirror, it became a tradition. When I say Macaulay, what I really mean is our alto eagers, because quite frankly, Macaulay Culkin was not there. The Celebrities never show up to their own Big Celebrity Birthday Bashes. Anyways, we talked to Macauly Culkin so much, that we missed his countdown. So, we jus went downstairs and watch My Girl, the dvd, B-Rad brought in on Netflix, because Netflix rocks! It's sad. Macaulay Culkin dies. Then we were jus messing with our cell phones, she got one for her birthday. I download the Clay Aiken - Invisible ringtone, the best moment of me life.. . I also downloaded Paris Hilton - The Stars Are Blind for B-Rad, so I always know when she is calling.

Beatrice, here is my hand. Hey, serve the Lord and turn from your old ways. Let's go to Heaven together. Let's encourage each other as we walk these imperfect, Christian days here on earth. Let's seek the King and glorify him in all things that we do because Jesus saves! I dedicate this page to you. Please come with me to Heaven. God, I pray for Beatrice. Please rescue my friends!