LOVE
LETTER
Ever
wondered how an HR Manager could write a love letter to
his girlfriend? Hope you would enjoy it.
To, My Dear Darling
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Maya,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love
with you since the 14th of October (Saturday). With
reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of
Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to present myself as a
prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation
for a period of three months and depending on
compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be
continuous on the jobtraining and performance appraisal
schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The
expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment woul d
initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on
your performance, I might take up a larger share of the
expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care
of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of
receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be
cancelled without further notice and I shall be
considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could
forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to
take up this offer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
HR Manager