Cheer up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the chemical formula 4 water? Sardar: HIJKLMNO. Teacher: wht r u talking abt? Sardar: Yesterday u said H to O.

Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!!

Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga mita dunga mita dunga. Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga .

Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!!

Santa singh: Can u spell a word tht has more thn 1000 letters in it ? Banta singh: Post office.

Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!! 

Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi mar sakta tha kya? " Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."

Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!! 

Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya kar rahe honge....think............."SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"

Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!! 

Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend: B.A. Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!! 

A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.

Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!! 

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!! 

Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar jhad se ulta latak ke gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka hai, Sardar bola oye side B gaa raha hun.

Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!! 

Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get ! engaged, will u give me a ring?" "Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?"

Ha ! Ha !! Ha !!!! 

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Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh).

As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.

She asked, "What are all those clocks?" 

Yamraj answered, "Those are LieCloks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?" 

That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that  he never told a lie.

"And whose clock is that?"

That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."

Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"

Scrooooooooooool down for Yamraj answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan.

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A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" the man asked.

The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket".

The man then said "When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on".

The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.

"Your horse phoned!"