VERY
INTERESTING
Plan
For Future:
Teacher
asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot.
James :
I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Asif :
I want 2 help Deepa .
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Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!
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Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling
people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur
mom
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Delivered:
Sardar
sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a
report came to his phone and he started dancing. The
report said, "DELIVERED".
