Index
Ajeeb Aam Ke Dastan
Cheer Up
Funny Shairy
Kya Aap Chini Hai?
Hisab Barabar
Jokes
Kal Yug
Meri Marzee
Letter to Girl Friend
Do you have a strong heart?
Problem with Guys
Please Don't laugh

Software v/s Bollywood

Very Interesting

 

M e r i - M a r z i


 Mera source code Padh kar hasanaa nahi,

 Ise chalta dekh tum fasanaa nahi....

 Main testing karataa hun Boss ki Kasam,

 Bina piye Whiskey, Beer ya Rum....

 ------ MUSIC --------

 Bill Gates milaa muze raste mein,

 Beche Windows humne saste mein,

 Usne kaha "Tuze CEO banaoo"

 Ghar tere aake Operator ban jaaoo

 Bill Gates ko kaha mere ghar na aanaa

 Bill Joy ko bol diyaa naa baba naa

 Chaahe Boston me dede muze BMW car

 Ya H-1 pe dede muze dollar Dus Hazaar

 Par development ke liye main to kachchaa hun

 Dus saal se Porting me Achchaa hun....

 ------ MUSIC --------

 (slow)

 Mere daddoo , likhe Software

 Bina use kiye , koi Hardware

 Meri Beti , banegi AuNTy

 Jab tak install , hoga NT

 (fast)

 Release ho raha hai mera Software nayaa

 Unix ko DOS pe hai port kiyaa

 Microsoft ne jab meraa H-1 kiyaa

 Bug Free Windows maine release kiyaa..

 STOP THATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.............

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