The Real Slim-riko with Nureminem

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Nuriko please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Nuriko please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here.
Y’all act like you never seen a crossdresser before.
Jaws all on the floor like Miaka,
Like Tama just burst in the door and started numb-chucking her worse than before they first broke up.
Throwin her in to walls (Ahh!)
It’s the return of the “Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding, he didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”
And Dr.Mitsukake said….nothing you idiots!
Dr.Mits is dead, he’s locked in my basement (ha-ha!)
Homosexual guys love Nuriko.
“Nuriko, I’m sick of him look at him, walkin around punching through the you-know what Flippin his braid to the you-know-who,”
“Yeah, but he’s so pretty though!”
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose,
But no worse then whats going on in Tama and miaka’s bedroom
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV(what’s that??) and just let loose,
But can’t but it’s cool for Suboshi to kiss his brother
“My lips are on your lips, my lips are on your lips”
And if I’m lucky, I might get a little french kiss.”
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a fag is.
Of course they gonna know what homos are
By the time they hit fourth grade.
They got the lifetime channel don’t they?
“We ain’t nothing but humans..”
Well some of us are wolfmans who kill beautiful guys.
But if we can hump our own brother and other guys,
Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope (hear that hotohori??)
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote, Miaka wave your bitchy head and sing the chorus and it goes

I’m Nuriko, yes I’m the real Nuriko
All you other nurikos are just bakas
So wouldn’t the real Nuriko please stand up, please stand up, please stand up??
<Repeat chorus>


Tamahome don’t gotta be gay to have fans
Well I do, so screw him and screw you too!
You think I gave a damn about a shinzahoo
Tai-itsukun can’t even stomach herself (himself???)
Let alone stand ME “But Nuriko, what if suzaku win wouldn’t it be weird?”
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Yui Hongo
Shit, Miaka Yuuki better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Tamahome and Nakago
And hear’em argue who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on the mountain to die
“yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to hotohori, hee-hee!?
I should download her single on MP3
And show the world how you gave Nuriko VD
I’m sick of you little girl and boys seishis, all you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there’s a million of us just like me who talks like me
Who just don’t give a crap like me
Who crossdress like me;
Walk, look, and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

I’m Nuriko, yes I’m the real Nuriko
All you other nurikos are just bakas
So wouldn’t the real Nuriko please stand up, please stand up, please stand up??
<Repeat chorus>