Faye: No fair! Why does Spike get the giant joint? I want the giant joint!

Spike: Shut up, Faye! your such a whiner

Faye: Am not! At least i don't have giant pores

Spike: the only look like giant pores because i have a giant head!

Spike- nothing like smoking a joint to relax

Faye- you said it...this is the life

Jet- yeah, it's been so long since i've had one of these

Ed-no fair! Ed and Ein don't get joint...Ed want joint!!!

Spike-you know what...this is making me see all sorts of weird stuff....like a yellow Faye, a blue Jet, and a red Ein and Ed....maybe i should quit....nah

Ed: darn...and Ed wanted Spike Spike's joint too.

Ed-look something coming out of Ed's butt!

Faye: Spike...open the door thing and come out side

Spike- no!

Faye- but y Spike?

Spike- i'm scared of you...

Faye-but i just want to give you a makeover...

Spike-no...i don't want to look like a slut like you...why don't you give Jet a makeover?

Faye: two reasons;1) Jet's too ugly, even i can't do anything about that...2) Cuz i love you...don't u love me?

Spike: yeah....i love you like i love Vicious

Faye: ok...now i'm gonna make you wear a dress!

Spike- *groan*

Jet- Hey, do you think my back is sexy?

Faye-is that a camera?

Spike- think so

Ein-a tasty camera

Jet-great....Relena is staking us now...what happened to Heero.

Faye- i'm going to bend over so they have a nice look at my boobs...maybe it's Play Cowboy....that would be so cool to be the center fold....

Faye: Hey, i think we need to buy Ein a doggy bed

Jet-don't look at me, i bought him a doggy bowl...which he can't use cuz you keep eating his food

Faye- i wouldn't if you get some decent food around here

Jet-no one ask you to stay...besides we don't have the woolongs for it...

Spike-...and Ed makes a great bed...all flat and comfy...

*I don't like the way Ed's smiling...is kinda gross...ewwww*

Faye- i'm doing a photo shoot for Play Cowboy mag. What do you think? Do i look sexy?

Ed- Ed doing photo shoot for Play Cowboy too.....Cowgirl Ed has sexy, naked toes!

Jet- no fair...while they do their photo shoots i get stuck fixing the ship...that they wreck. Just once, i want to pose for Play Cowboy too.

Spike-ugg...i need another smoke...maybe i'll pick up the latest issue of Play Cowboy while i get some more cigarettes.

Spike (with flowers)- now, who should i give these too? Vicious or Julia? man...this is such a tough decision...i know i'll give them half each.

Vicious- I hope Spike gives me the flowers.

Julia- he can't if he's gonna give them to me.

Vicious- My Spike-y would never do that!

Julia-"Your Spike-y"...i think you're deeply mistaken boy, cuz he's my Spike-ie"

Vicious-no! he's mine

Julia-no, mine!

Vicious-mine

Julia-mine!

Vicious-mine

Julia-mine!

etc...

Ed- Who's the blond blond lady?

Julia- i'm Julia, the woman resposible for breaking up the friendship of Spike and Vicious, thus causing the death of those two...not to mention my own.

Jet- why is she the only one that's in color?

Julia- cuz i get the hot guy...correction....two hot guys. *wink*

Faye- no fair, blonds always get the hot guys.

Vicious-actually Jet, you're just colorblind.

Jet- to trim the bonsai tree, you must feel the bonsai tree...nah...be the bonsai tree.

Faye-sounds stupid to me...why don't you just cut the sucker off.

Jet- actually this is our oxygen supply. We're too poor to afford oxygen tanks like normal people so we have this tree instead...it gives us all our oxygen.

Spike- Is this Faye in my issue of Play Cowboy? 

Ed-is a plane plane....no is a bird bird...no is Ein Ein *makes airplane noises* zooom woosh

Faye- your hair is so soft, Spike. What's your secret?

Spike-I use extra conditioner.

Jet-no wonder there's never any conditioner in the bathroom

Spike-hey, is not like you use it anyway.

Jet-i do too! it makes my...uhh...scalp soft.

Spike- whatever. Great my dandruff is spelling "oops..." now where did i put that Head and Shoulders?

Faye- Give me back my hair band...how do you expect me to kick butt with my hair in my face?

Ein-not till you give me back my food!

Faye-how about half your food and i wouldn't beat you up?

Ein- hummm....let me talk it over with my negotitaion manger....Ed, what do you think?

Ed-Ein go flying again...Ein likes flying....swish...zoom

Ein-no deal!

Faye-no fair! you already took all my cloth!

Jet- Ouch! I'm sorry Ein...i didn't mean to take your beer! i wouldn't do it again...i promise!!!

Jet- great now we have to get Ed a new bed

Spike- i don't know...she looks comfy enough on the table!

Faye- i second that....hey, how come we don't look at each other when we talk?

Spike- i s cuz, i can't stand looking at you. :P heehee

Faye-;_;

Spike-j/k

Faye-...ok and then....hey, where did you go Spike....Spike? 

Spike-right behind you Faye!

Faye- again, with the not looking at people thing