Summary of Gundam Wing for Fans and Non Fans Alike

This is the story of five little boys, who never went to school, but joined armies/ started fighting when they were like five. They fight bad people who are way older then them, but doesn’t have as much “experience” as them. The boys are way too short for their age (5’1”, that’s how tall I was when I was 12). I know guys start puberty later than girls, but come on 15 is just a little too late. They are the smartest, most well trained people ever, even though they never really went to school.  They fight a force called “OZ” that’s trying to take over the world or something cuz we all know how original this is. In every show they fight a bunch of mobile suits (which are cheap mechas) and always win even though their outnumbered 100 to 1. When they do get hurt (Like their suit self destructs) they always get minor injuries, or they go into a coma (but the rest of their body is hardly scratched), or they fix their own injures (ewww Heero). These five boys are practically the colonies/ world's last defense against the OZ. Now that is really smart right there, can you imagine what kind of a person would entrust the world's future in the hand of five teenage boys with serious emotional problems. The worst part is  when the ugliest, most stupid, girl (Relena) became queen of the world. She's 15(if not younger) for crying out loud, I can't believe these people are going trust the world in the hand of a teenage girl. She's probably all "OMG, what am i going to wear to the peace treaty signing, Like i have nothing to wear.....thats suck a cute hat Mr. colony L4 leader, you have got to let me borrow it." 

What's worse is Endless Waltz, when the boys are 16, and not much taller, go against a little 10 year old (I think she's ten, not sure though). They'll just let anyone take over the world in the future, yes, even ten year olds. Shoot, I'm six years behind on my world domination. Again, what do the world leaders do? They send five teenage boys to battle a whole army. Wait, scratch that, its more like three at the beginning, since Trowa and Wufei are on the enemy's side. This is were Wufei confuses me. He's  all like, "I don't know if we should be fighting for this, so i think I'm going to join the bad guys and fight on their side. Relena is in this too. She gets abducted by the ten year old and is forced to watch the world get destroyed (she's all "I don't care I'm not Queen anymore, so you go and destroy the world, just don't break my nail), Near the end, the 10 year old gets shot by her uncle (imagine that kind of trama) and Relena is all like "whatever" then Heero, who is perfectly fine (more or less), falls down and Relena is all like "No Heero, fall on my boobs" and Heero's all "Why would it matter, it's just as flat as the floor". (actually he went into a coma, surprise surprise). My favorite part of the movie is when Heero remembers the time a little girl and her dog approaches him as he is laughing like a manic laying in the grass. My advise to the girl: Never approach a strange spandex wearing boy who laughs like a psychotic person, because he will accidentally kill you and your dog later and you will cause serious mental trauma to him. 

The characters are:
       Heero- The psychotic pilot of Wing Zero who tries to kill his girlfriend-wannabe (Relena). Can survive through anything with barely a scratch and fights in a tank top and spandex shorts cuz they are so protective.  
       Duo- Overly Happy. An unofficial priest that claims himself as the God of Death, even though he’s the happiest and least dark of the group. Has trouble self destructing and always get mad when he can't destruct. "Shit, why the hell can't I almost kill myself and destroy my precious gundam, stupid me."
       Trowa- an unhappy clown who never really smiles or frowns (rhyming skills right here) or show much emotions. He can do gravity defying flips, but it’s no surprise with his gravity defying hair.
       Quatre- The blond Arabian, who wears pink. A brat who ran away from home and joined some army even though he was wealthy rich. He has an interesting family with a father (In my opinion that look’s like he should be Trowa’s dad) who never pays attention to him, 29 older sisters, and no mom (died giving birth to him). He’s a pacifist even though he’s a solider and kills people everyday. Quatre is really friendly and peaceful unless he goes insane, in which case he goes on a spree of mass destruction (and almost kill his boyfriend...Trowa).
       Wufei- Sexist Asian who values honor way too much. He’s a bitch and seriously he should take that stick out of his a$$. He’s Chinese, which is the only cool thing about him (save his Gundam). He’s a loner and doesn’t really do much, but I’m pretty much neutral on him.
      Relena- STOP STALKING HEERO!!!! Also a pacifist, yet both her brother and her boyfriend (Heero…she wish) are soldiers and they kill many many people. She’s annoying and ugly and if I talk anymore about her I’ll throw up.
      Zechs- the man with the really ugly mask and goes around killing people even though he’s the son of the Peacecrafts and should be good. Sure he’s hot and all, but nothing he does makes sense.
       Treize- Another psycho. The main bad guy with scary eyebrows. He’s the psychotic guy who’s all “Wufei kill me, so I can go stalk Zechs as a ghost, even though that would cause me the war.

There's some more characters, but i'm too lazy to list them, so this will do for now.

But really I love Gundam Wing and all the Pilots; it’s one of my favorite animes. I only make fun of it cuz I love it! heehee