The Gundam Wing Story

This is a true story that happened to my friends and me, we went to the future and landed in Quatre's house.....as you read it keep in mind that anything can happen and that this is all real.....in our imaginations...heehee

All of us were at Susan's house. It was her birthday party.
Crystal: hey guys let's watch a Gundam Wing movie.
Melinda: which one?
Crystal: hmmm.... How about Endless Waltz?
* Muffin, Susan's dog, started acting all psycho and happy at the name 'Endless Waltz'*
Anna: I never saw that.
yy: that's cuz you don't have cable!!!
Anna: *nods*
Susan: *goes crazy at the thought of watching Quatre*
Susan: OMG Quatre is soooooo hot. *sigh*
*Everyone sweatdrops*
*Melinda hits Susan on the head*
*Crystal pops video in to the VCR*
Something was wrong with the TV and all of a sudden there was a bright flash of neon light. The next thing the girls knew they were sitting in this elegant and very expensive looking living room that belonged to none other then Quatre and the rest of the g-boys.
Susan: where are we?
yy: Muffin I don't think we are in Arizona anymore. Lets follow the gold brick road.
At that point a bunch of young good looking teenage boys rush in the door.
Duo: Who the phuck are you?
Quatre: he means hello, welcome to my house and what are your names? I'm Quatre Raberba Winner.
Duo: Duo, but you can call me the god of death
Wufei: I'm Wufei and I stand for love and justice. In the name of Nataku I will fight crime and punish evil, that means you!
Quatre: sorry he has been watching too much Sailor Moon.
* the girls (that's how I will refer to us) were all speech less. *
Heero: I will kill you
Quatre: no he won't, and he's Heero Yuy
Trowa: I have no name but --
YY: " If you must call me something, then call me Trowa, Trowa Barton"
Trowa: how did you know I was going to say that???
YY: because I have special mind reading powers. BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anna: * hits YY on the head * No she doesn't she just watches your show a lot.
Anna: btw I'm Anna.
YY: I'm Yingying, but you can call me Yingying the genius.
Anna: * hits yy on the head again* you can call her Yingying
Melinda: or y^2 or ying^2 or ---
YY: Yingying would be fine. And Stop hitting me Anna, you're sooooooo mean
Crystal: me Crystal, hiya!!!!!!
Melinda: Me Melinda!!!!!!
YY: them psycho.
* YY gets nearly killed by the brainless duo (I mean crystal and Melinda not DUO) *
Monique: I'm Monique DeVoe.
Susan: * rush up to Quatre * I'm Susan and I just love you to pieces.!!!!!!
Quatre: can't..breathe...let go..of ...me
Susan: sorry.
Crystal: Awww..Susan and her husband are back together.
* Quatre has a surprised, confused, and disgusted look on his face all in one*
Susan: she doesn't mean that. She was only joking.
YY: *whispers to crystal* besides Quatre is already married to Trowa as much as Trowa hate's it
Quatre: so.where are you guys from???
YY: the past!!!
g-boys: ????????
Susan: we were all at my party when... (goes on telling the story)
Quatre: so you have no place to go.
Susan: yep
Quatre: Why don't you stay with us for a while?? Ya know till you figure out a way to get back to your time.
Heero: I don�t know Quatre, I mean we just meet them and they might be dangerous, especially to our job?

Quatre: Oh don�t be a worry-poop Heero, they look friendly and I�m sure they aren�t dangerous. I mean look at them.
*Girls have innocent look on their face*
Quatre: Anyway this is my house and I say they can stay.
Susan: Thank you so much! Your sooooooo nice!!!
mean while Duo was having a conversion with the rest of the girls. he was telling them about his many battles and how great he was. Wufei was off to the side listening. When Duo was done Wufei started  telling the girls what a big weakling Duo was and how
he was the best fighter of them all. YY was trying to start a conversion with Trowa but ended in her telling him how great he was and acting like a total annoying fan. But Trowa forgives her when she apologizes for being annoying. And they talk for a while about Gundam Wing and their thoughts about the war. Heero ran off to do god knows what
Quatre: I think everyone is getting along really well, I never saw Trowa talk to anyone this much or this long.
Susan: Hey where is Heero???
Quatre: don't worry about him, he will turn up some where. Why don't I show you around the house and to your rooms.
Susan: great.
So all of them (minus Heero) follows Quatre as if this was some big tour. YY mockingly starts to pretend to take pictures and go "UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" "AAAAHHHHHHHH" "COOOOOL" and so on.
Anna: *hits Yingying on the head* YY shut up!
YY: Ow that hurt!
Duo: *to the other pilots* Did girls from the past always hit each other like that?
*pilots all shrug*
Quatre: Ok, maybe we should keep on going........*turns to Susan who is holding Muffin's leash* Uh, where did your dog go?

Susan: *realizes Muffin is gone and looks up and turns as white as a ghost* Huh.....this can't be good.....
Wufei: why?
Susan: he's not totally potty trained....*
Everyone rushes around looking for Muffin yelling his name*
All of the sudden everyone hears a girly shriek coming from Wufei's bedroom. Everyone rushes in to the room to find Wufei in a panic.
Wufei: What the hell!! You phucking Onna, your weakling dog shit all over my Spice Girl Rug!!!
Trowa: Since when do you have a Spice Girl rug?????
Duo: you didn't take it from my room did you???
*Wufei turns all red*
Susan: WOW!! You like the Spice Girls?? That is sooo cool!!!
Duo: I don't really like their music, I just think they are hot!!!!!
Wufei: I...uh..nevermind that not what matters. What matters is that your phucking dog shit on my rug!
Monique: hey, ya know, if he did it in here, he might have done it somewhere else too.
Everyone turns to each other terrified, and all run out the door in search of Muffin.
Crystal and Melinda are walking down the hall when they hear screams coming from the kitchen. They run into the kitchen and find Heero standing on a chair terrified, holding a sandwich with Muffin sitting there staring at him wagging his tail and simultaneously barking.
Crystal and Melinda: *both sweats drop*
Crystal: Uh Susan, your devil dog is in the kitchen!
*everyone runs into the kitchen and the all bump into each other and fall down*
Duo: *looks up* hahahaha!!!! Hey guys! check this out!
*the other pilots look up and begin rolling around on the floor laughing....yes, EVEN Trowa*
*Monique, Anna and YY begin laughing as well. Susan stands up and hooks the leash around Muffin's collar, dragging him away from Heero.*
*Crystal and Melinda are still standing there in shock.*

Hours and Hours later everyone stopped laughing. Partly because Heero threatened to brutally kill everyone.
Duo: What do you know the perfect solider isn't perfect after all!!! HAHAHAHA
Heero: *pulls gun out the 3rd dimensions, a.k.a. his spandex, and points it at Duo.* Shut up or die
Duo: * holding muffin's leash loosely * shoot and I'll let go!!!
Heero: * whimpers *
Quatre: hey, anyone wants a snack???
YY: what you got???
Quatre: I have chips, cookies, and ice cream.
Anna: Ice Cream?!?! Did someone say ice cream???
Quatre: uh..yeah *opens fridge * I have chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, coffee-
Crystal: COFFEE, ME WANT COFFEE!!!!!!!
Duo: ME TOO!!!!!
Melinda: ME THREE!!!!
YY: ME GAG!!!!
* Crystal, Duo, and Melinda about to kill YY *
*YY runs and hides behind Trowa *
* Crystal, Duo and Melinda forget about yy when they see the gallon of coffee ice cream*
* the three pounce on Quatre *
Susan: Hurry Quatre, hurry before they eat you too!!!
Quatre: I'm trying..HELP!!!!!!
Susan: Someone do something
* no one moves *
YY: nah..he can die and go where all bad gay guys go to. The GAY HELL!!!!! * Has scary face * BWHAHAHAHA
Anna: *hits YY on the head * The things I put up with * sigh*
Duo: here we go again with the hitting, but I guess it is better then punching you friends in the stomach *glares at Trowa and Heero*
Quatre: guys, remember me?? * Crystal, Melinda, and Duo are still trampling on Quatre*
Susan: wait Quatre I'm coming *Susan dives in and pulls Quatre * *She then swims through the rush of 3 people and pull Quatre to safety on the kitchen tile.
Susan and Quatre: *both gasps for air*
Quatre: Thank you so much Susan, how can I repay you??
Susan: Well...
YY: *hits Susan on the head * get those nasty thoughts out of your head!!!
Quatre:�
Susan: I was just gonna ask him to take me to dinner and a show.
Quatre: um.sorry Susan but I can't---
YY: "because I like guys"
Anna: *hits yy on the head again *
YY: *Pulls gun out of her pants*Cool, Heero style! Do that again Anna and you die!!! And besides I think I'm getting brain damage.
Anna: But you don't have any brain to damage
YY: * shoots gun and nearly misses Anna*
Heero: I like this girl's style
Trowa: So do I
Heero: Want me to teach you more shooting skills???
YY: Would you???? That would be sooo nice!!!
Heero: Sure meet me in the shooting alley at 6:00 tomorrow.
YY: I'll be there
Anna: And you'll be half-asleep, too.
*Crystal, Melinda, and Duo had finished the ice cream (all of it including the chocolate and the vanilla) *
Crystal: Must have more coffee
*Crystal, Melinda, and Duo run around the kitchen knocking over everything in search of coffee *
*Heero sees that they are getting dangerous and shoots them *

*After Heero shot the gun the 3 fall to the ground dead��������..�......asleep*
Quatre: let me show you to your rooms.
Quatre led them to a hallway with 3 doors on each side.
Quatre: each of you get your own room, these are my sister�s old room, and there will be extra cloth inside for you to wear, they should fit you perfectly.
Each of the girls picked a room (they picked for Crystal and Melinda since they were still asleep) inside was a huge spacious room with a virtual TV and everything. There was also a phone and a computer. A huge king size bed w/silk bedspread (each room had a different color theme) and a table with a lamp. A nightstand and a few chairs. And there was a boom box and CDs. It looked like a really expensive hotel. The closet was full of different kinds of cloth. And the room had everything. The bathroom had everything a girl needs/wants and all.
YY: Damn, even the stars don't get this kind of stuff.
Anna: *jumps on the bed * I love it here!!!!
Monique: WOW
YY: She finally speaks!!! OMG!!!!
*Monique threatened to hit her*
YY: kidding
Quatre: We will leave you alone to change and get ready. I'll call you when dinner starts. And feel free to do whatever you want!!
YY: Even setting the house on fire??
Quatre: You know what I mean.
*the g-boys leave *
So an hour later all the girls have changed and gathered in a nearby game room (the house had many ) (they were by themselves) they were busying playing
games on the Playstation 5 (Yep, they have that now)
Crystal: I love this place
Melinda: Let's stay here forever
YY: Yeah!!!
Susan: I wanna be with Quatre.
YY: Give it up girl he is gay!!!
Susan: No he is not!!! *act all mad *
Anna: Don't be mean yy. Besides we have to go home.
Monique: Yeah our parents will be very worried about us.
YY: strange isn't it???
Anna: what??
YY: Well we have gone forward in time, which is nearly impossible. We can change the history forever. The Gundam boys aren't suppose to meet us and we are not suppose to know that this anime will actually become reality in the future!!!
Susan: hmmm
Crystal: Don't worry, the g-boys don't show up for thousands and thousands of years
YY: I guess your right, but we should get home quickly before our parents get to worried, I know if I get home late my mom will kill me.
Monique: Yeah, I�m kind of scared of what�s going to happen. I wanna go home.
YY: Don't worry. If anyone can figure out a way home, it's going to be the genius YY!!!! *YY does a Washu pose*
Quatre: *knocks on the door* can I come in??
YY: go ahead.
Susan: *whispers * I wish you would have let me get ready first
Everyone: *sweat drop *
Quatre: Just stopped by to tell you tomorrow is Heero's birthday party. So we well be throwing him a surprise party tomorrow.
YY: Oh no, I didn't get him anything.
Everyone: neither did we. AND WE HAVE NO MONEY
Quatre: I'll give you some money tomorrow and you can go shopping tomorrow morning!!
Everyone: shopping!!! COOL!!!
Quatre: yy tomorrow I need you to get Heero out of the house. You know, take him to a movie while we set up.
YY: can do!!
Quatre: another thing, dinner is ready.
Everyone: great, I'm starved!!!


Duo was stirring the soup in the kitchen as Quatre had instructed him too. He looked into the pot, as a sudden nausea urge came over him. The nearest toilet was upstairs and Duo knew that he didn't have enough time to reach the bathroom, so on instinct he threw up in the soup pot. Hopeing nobody would notice, Duo stirred his vomit into the pot.
Quatre:*walks into kitchen* Hey, how's it coming?
Duo: *wiping his mouth* Uh, Ya, uh, it's ready.
Slowly everyone drifted into the dining room. Everyone sat down at the large table as Duo put a huge pot down in the middle and began dishing it out.
Susan: That doesn't have dairy in it, does it?
Duo: *thinking: hmm, I did have that ice cream earlier......* Ya, it does
Quatre: Why don't you go make yourself something in the kitchen.
Susan: Ok! *hops into the kitchen cheerfully*
Melinda: MM., good......it kind tastes like coffee.
Crystal: Coffee me want coffee!!!!!
Duo :*almost throws up at looking at them eat the "soup"*
Quatre: *notice YY isn't eating* What's wrong YY, why aren't you eating??
YY: This stuff looks nasty!!!
Trowa: She's right it looks like someone puked in this.
Duo: *thinks * Uh oh, maybe they know.
Quatre: don't be silly, if you're don't want to eat it then you can make something yourself.
YY: *makes a face at the soup *
Anna; *Puts down her book * I'm starved.
YY: I'm going to the kitchen to make something, I don't like soup that much.
Trowa: I agree, I'm so tired of soup after spending time with Catherine.
So Yingying and Trowa go to the kitchen to find Susan eating a sandwich. Susan goes back to the dinning room after the sandwich.
YY: That looks ok enough to eat.
Trowa: *go to the fridge and gets some bread and sandwich stuff *
YY: *makes 2 sandwiches, hands one to Trowa *
Trowa: hey, this aren't that bad. At least is better then soup.
YY: thanks.
Trowa and yy where in the middle of the sandwich when�
Susan: Yingying come quick.

*yy and Trowa run into the dinning room, to find everyone(minus Duo and Susan) rolling on the ground, holding their stomach in pain *
YY: what happened.
Susan: It seems that everyone that ate the soup is sick.
Trowa: *turn to Duo * what did you put in that soup??
Duo: *backs away * nothing
YY: * pulls out gun* Tell me what you put in the soup or else.
Susan: You sound like Heero, and where did you get that gun??
YY: I picked it up when we came here.
Duo had ran away when YY and Susan were talking. Trowa takes a taste of the soup and immediately spit it out.
Trowa: It tastes like vomit.
YY: Ewwww..Duo threw up in the soup.
Heero: I'm going to kill that little @$$hole
Wufei: No, I'm going to kill him first.
*Heero and Wufei attempt to get up, but can't because of pain *
YY: Wait here well I get medicine.
*yy and Trowa run off to get the medicine. *
Susan: Oh.. Quatre are you all right??? Is there anything I can do.
Quatre: I'll be fine.
Susan: Oh Quatre you're so brave and hot..oops did I just say that out loud.
*yy and Trowa return with medicine*
YY: Here I want everyone to take these pills.
Everyone took the pills and after a while they were alright again.
Heero: Now we have to find Duo.
Everyone split up and looks for him. Awhile later... Heero drags Duo into the kitchen. Everyone gathers there.
Heero: Now I want you to drink all of this. *he holds up the rest of the soup *
Duo: No please don't make me.
Heero: Keep complaining and you'll have to eat this soup with a side of pee and poop. Duo had no choice but to drink the soup. An hour later the soup was all gone.
Duo: OH MY STOMACH.
YY: Here take these pills.
Heero: No, he will have to suffer through, It's not going to kill him.
YY: But still...
Heero: Not buts.
YY: Fine
Crystal: He deserves it.
Monique: I can't believe he was my fav. Character!

That night everyone gathered in the family room to watch TV and talk and that kind of stuff.
Duo: *who had gotten over the stomach pain, thanks to yy secretly seeking him some medicine. * I love the PowerPuff girls. Blossom is soooooo cool!!!!
Quatre: Not half as cool as Bubbles!!! She's the best!!!
Wufei: Your both wrong buttercup is the coolest. She always kicks butt!!!
Duo: * turns to Heero, who is working at the computer* Hey Heero take a break.
Heero: Shut up Duo, I have more important things to do then watch the stupid Power puff girls.
Duo: they are not stupid!!!
Quatre: yeah
Wufei: I agree the PowerPuff Girls rock!!!
*the three start to sing the theme song, Monique, Crystal, Melinda, Anna, and Susan join in*
Duo: What are you doing on the computer anyway??? *he gets up and walks over to Heero quietly *
Duo: HAHAHAHA so that's what you do at the computers all the time!!!
Everyone: What?
Duo: Heero is looking at-----
Heero: Don't tell them!!! Or I'll kill you *pulls out gun*
Duo: Your just bluffing Mr. Checking-out-Barney-websites.
Everyone: *burst out laughing*
Heero: Shut up. is not funny *has a sad look on his face*
Quatre: Is ok Heero, there is nothing wrong with Barney. I know lets sing the Barney song, that will cheer you up.
Heero: well..fine
Quatre: I lead *starts singing* I love you, you love me..
YY: *to Trowa* I can't believe they are singing the Barney song and watching PowerPuff girls. I think I'm going to the other room to watch some decent shows.
Trowa: I'll go with you.
So Trowa and Yingying go to another room to watch something else on TV. They were flipping through the channels when they stopped at a news broadcast.
News anchor: And our top story tonight, a unidentified object was discovered in the regions of colony X. Stay tune for the news after these messages from our sponsor.
*they showed a picture of the object.*
Trowa: *gasps *
YY: What's wrong???
Trowa: I could swear that's a Gundam or a mobile doll.
YY: really???
Trowa: Weird, we destroyed all of the Gundam in the last war against Mariemaia.
YY: You mean you already fought her,  but I though you were all 15.
Trowa: We are all 16.
YY: But Heero told me he's only 15.
Trowa: He is, Heero's going a little mental lately. Ever since the war ended, he has been just sitting around wasting his brain. He a rare disease where if he doesn't use his brain for a certain time, it will start to die away. He�s actually turning 17 tomorrow.
YY: That weird.
News Anchor: Early today scientist found an unidentified object floating in space. The scientists haven't confirmed what it is so far, but they believe it is the head of a old mobile suit destroyed in the last war.
Trowa: No, we blew up every mobile suit in to tiny pieces, there is no way something that big could be there.
YY: are you sure?? Maybe you missed one.
Trowa: No, colony X is a new colony, the war was never fought over there.
YY: Are you suggesting that colony X is making Gundam???
Trowa:..
YY: Should we tell anyone????
Trowa: Let's wait and see what happens first. That night YY told all the girls about how Endless Waltz is already over.
Crystal: I knew it, That means we can stay here as long as we want and not worry about war.
YY: I guess your right *thinking * But how long will we survive, I have the feeling something big is going to happen, and I don't know if we should get involved.
Anna; I'm tired lets go to sleep
Everyone: goodnight
So everyone retired to her rooms to get a good nights sleep.

The next morning at exactly 8 o'clock, everyone met in the dinning room for breakfast.
Crystal: You better not have puked in this Duo!!!
Duo: I didn't. don't be mean.
Monique: hey where's yy???
Heero: I don't know she never made it to the shooting lesson this morning.
Trowa: speaking off that, I think I should be giving her lessons, ya know, until your condition is over.
Heero: *whispers to Trowa* Shut up about the condition, no one besides you is suppose to know that!!!
Trowa: okay..and I'll tell her I'll be teaching her how to shot form now on.
*at that point a very tired yy walked in to the roow*
YY: I have done it
Duo: what???
YY: why create a time machine to get us back to our time of course. It is ready and you have to go now before the nuclear energy I'm using runs out.
Melinda: What you mean we???
YY: only 2 people can go at a time and the nuclear energy is going to run out soon. Come on follow me to my lab.
Quatre: What lab, I don't have a lab in my house.
YY: oh don't worry I used one of your garage. By the way, I think I used your car for the actually machine, hope you don't mind.
Quatre: Not my beautiful car.
YY: There's more to life then cars.
Quatre: ~*sigh*~
Everyone pile in to the garage to find a big machine sitting in the middle of the room. The machine somewhat resembled what would have been a lovely car.
YY: Ok.now lets make this quick before I run out of fuel. Anna and Monique, you two go first. After ward Crystal and Melinda, and me and Susan will go last.

So the girls said their goodbyes and Anna and Monique took a seat in the �car� and wait. Yingying press the many buttons to gear up the device. WOOSH the two people inside disappeared. Next came Melinda and Crystal. The same process was repeated and WOOSH they too disappeared. Finally Susan and Yingying takes the seat.

YY: count down: 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-blast off.

Nothing happened

YY: Oh crap, the nuclear rod is all used up in the last two trips. It'll take forever to get another one,
Susan: speaking of which, where did you get the first???
YY: found it in Quatre's junk drawer. And to think he was going to throw that away.

Mean while in the present, the 4 girls that successfully came back was sitting in Susan's T.V room watching the video.

Anna: OMG, Yingying and Susan are still on the TV
Crystal: that means they never got back.
Monique: this can't be good.
Melinda: Look Muffin is with them.

At was at that moment that Susan's mother just happened to walk in

Susan's mom: Hey what are you girls watching???
*Crystal and Melinda run in front of the TV to cover up Susan and Yingying, who were on the screen*
Crystal: nothing, just Gundam Wing
Susan's mom: Hey, were did Muffin go? It�s been quiet without him barking.
Anna: Uhh... Susan and Yingying took him outside for a walk.
Susan's mom: oh I wish they would have told me. Do you know when they will get back???
Anna: no clue
Susan's mom: Ok *walks out of the room*
Melinda: That was a close one!
Monique: We have to be careful. I wonder if they can hear us???
Anna: don't think so.
Crystal: Maybe we can e-mail them or something.
Monique: I don't think that will work, they won't know to check their email.
Anna: maybe we can channel them!
Melinda: what do you mean?
Anna: I mean like this! * sits down in a meditating position and begins to hum*
Crystal: I think she's gone mad.
Anna:  hmmmmmmmm  take me to the future......hmmmmmmmm........show me what is happening in the Winner mansion..........hmmmmmmm..........
Melinda: Oh my god....
Monique: can you see anything?
Anna: hmmmmmmmmm..........
Crystal: ok, I think we should go try the email thing....
Melinda: I agree.
Monique: Me too.
*Anna ignores them and keeps on meditating and humming*

Meanwhile back in the future (that sound's funny)

YY: Raberba-Bob Pants do you have some more nuclear rods, I'm gonna need a long one?

Quatre: Here's my rod, It's kinda long, I hope it'll fit.

Trowa: I'll say it's long.

Quatre:Trowa!!! (blush).

Duo: Mine's longer, you know what they say about American guys.

Susan: What do they say about Americans?

Duo: the opposite of what they say about Chinese guys *wink* huh Wuffie?

Wufei: *blushes and looks down*

Duo: Anyway here you go. (shoves his rod in Susan's face)

Susan: (with Quatre's rod in hand) Sorry Duo, I can only handle one at a time, besides, I like Quatre's rod better.

yy:ewwwwww, quite wasting time and stick it in already!

Susan: Fine (sticks it in)

Quatre: Is it working?

Susan: Guess we'll find out

Susan: I think it's working. (the car/time traveling thingy starts making all sorts of weird noises)

Heero: Is it suppose to sound like that?

Susan: I don't know, i hope so.

YY: Me too, here we go again...10...9...8...7...6...5...3..

Susan: You just went from 5 to 3 stupid! 

YY: I don't like 4 it's bad luck and means death in Chinese

Quatre: *Tear* it's my number...I'm not death (that's Duo).

Wufei: You ain't exactly Asian either (I am though ^_^)

YY: Ok back to the count down: 3..heehee what a beautiful number *Thinks about Trowa*..2...1....