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L.A.Times Article on Fraud
L.A.'s premier master bullshitter is back! -- and he brought all of his world famous recipes and formulas with him! (Most are alchemically incorrect...the others I borrowed from some other people and stores)

Absolutely no one (except the stores I took from) has a greater index of magickal formulas, and no one has more experience as a carnie....I means in the occult.

No one.

Hey...it doesn't have to be true...Doctor isn't protected and since I don't tell you which school I graduated from and that anyone for $5.75 can buy a degree...I can put anything...you won't check!

In Lux Veritas!

Since OCCULT means hidden from sight, let's lift the rock and see what crawls out! If you've come this far - you've reached Chapel Perilous. Prepare to have the scales ripped from your eyes as you cross the Abyss! Remember the truth is often ugly, and beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Welcome one and all to Dr. Jerk H. Dorky's Occult Emporium and Travellin' Medicine Show (We have to move around a lot because, well, after a while, parents sometimes complain. More on that later!) wherein your kindly parasite-uh-host will help relieve you of your money, while convincing you that only he - with the help of his semen smeared on your tummy -can help you achieve your desires.