Dr. Dorky's Occult Emporium is located in Every City, In Every state. So watch yourself!!!!

The address is:

Can be anywhere
Your City, USA 12345

Our retail hours (which is funny because I really don't have a storefront) are:
Anytime I can get one on the hook

Consultations, readings & magickal services by appointment.
Please call (000)555-1254 for more information.