Dr. Dorky believes that "off the rack" magick, spells and tools are right for any person with enough money and no police bugs. Everyone has specific psychological, genealogical, and biological impairment that allows them to be taken advantage of; each and every situation demands precise analysis and consideration (as he figures out how much his sheep can be fleeced).
Dr. Dorky resolves this by offering magickal consultations
by phone, email, or in person. There is no charge for the initial consultation
(beware of the weak aura from the card reading on the initial consultation
not only with Dr. Dorky but with ALL readers).
If you prefer to self-prescribe, Dr. Dorky offers a full
line of the highest quality products, at the best prices available.
- incense
- oils
- potions
- powders
- mojos
- baths
- herbs
- aspergers
You won't find any flashy gewgaws, gadgets or tchotchkies here, just incomparably high quality spellcrafting components and unmatched experience.
Dr. Dorky also offers several temple services, but do yourself a favor and go to a reputable store while you still have money, sanity and self respect.
Please email the Master of this Site if you know of another carnie out there defaming the name of the pagan world...we DO care and we will drag them through the muck with a parody [email protected].
