F + Schools Program
Oakville Senior High School has been awarded certification as an F+ School from the Department of Elementary and Secondary Education. This certification proves that our students are not "smart".

What are the student benefits?

• They get to go to "special" Doctors
• The Doctors gives them stickers and candy

What are the requirements?

• Attend an F+ High School for 9years.
• Grade point average of .5 or lower
• Maintain a record of good citizenship. ie, looking both ways before crossing the street. and avoid the unlawful use of drugs. and keeping mommy away from your pills.

After High School requirements:

• Enroll full-time and attend a Missouri community asylum.

Curriculum Enrichment Activities
Core academic area challenge classes provide an enriched course of study for students who want to increase their achievement level and explore subject areas in more depth. Like colors, shapes, and doubel diget numbers.

Vocational Programs
Various vocational programs offered by OSH meet student and community needs. Actually, it dosn't. It's just another program invented just to ask for more money for the budget.

The COEFDTHEFY2 program hosts an employer/employee breakfast each spring that is attended by more than 0 people. DECA teams have won local, state and national honors in nose picking. Area preschoolers, ages 3-5, and their parents consistently give their souls to Satan for the ability to play guitar. (They watched Crossraods one too many times.) OHS students can also take advantage of vocational classes at South or West County Technical High Schools, which are part of Special School District. Because we are all so special.

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