Mr. Harris
(Yes, I am not saying he is an umpalumpa.)
(Or am I?)

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Is being principle hard? I don't think it is. The only work I have seen Mr. Harris do is give a speech at the beginning of the year. But is he doing something that no one knows about? And is what he's doing work? I broke into his office last weekend to look around to see what he's up to. What I found will shock you! No, it won't shock you like "Girls Gone Wild" videos, and if it does you need to speak to Mr. King. What I found in Mr. Harris' office were tapes! Yes! Tapes! The tapes that I found were of BOSTON PUBLIC!! He must be taking notes, or he's just looking at the hot teachers. In any event this shall not be tolerated because I said so!

I'm going to stop here because I don't want to mess with the bg cheese. I might cut it. (No, that is not a threat. It is a pun. And they are never funny)

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