Mr. King
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Got problems? Need to bitch and whine? Then please don't call me and talk to Mr. King, the school consoler. Mr. King will listen to you if he's not sleeping or playing video games. You will know when Mr. King is paying attention when he's laughing and making fun of you. When your time is up Mr. King starts throwing things and vomits everywhere. That may sound gross but it helps you forget your problems. Around lunch time you can see Mr. King help women that don't go to our school. I don't know what goes on but I know it's working because you can here them scream "Yes!" Mr. King is the best consoler I've met.

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