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GENUINE ANSWERS FROM CONTESTENTS ON "FAMILY FORTUNES"

NAME SOMETHING A BLIND PERSON MIGHT USE
A sword

NAME A SONG WITH MOON IN THE TITLE
Blue Suede Moon

NAME A BIRD WITH A LONG NECK
Naomi Campbell

NAME AN OCCUPATION WHERE YOU NEED A TORCH
A burglar

NAME A FAMOUS BROTHER AND SISTER
Bonnie and Clyde

NAME AN ITEM OF CLOTHING WORN BY THE THREE MUSKETEERS
A horse

NAME SOMETHING THAT FLOATS IN THE BATH
Water

NAME SOMETHING THAT YOU WEAR ON THE BEACH
A deckchair

NAME SOMETHING RED
My cardigan

NAME A FAMOUS COWBOY
Buck Rogers

NAME A FAMOUS ROYAL
Mail

NAME A FOOD THAT CAN BE BROWN OR WHITE
Potato

NAME SOMETHING THAT YOU DO BEFORE GOING TO BED
Sleep

NAME SOMETHING YOU PUT ON WALLS
Roofs

NAME SOMETHING IN THE GARDEN THAT IS GREEN
Shed

NAME SOMETHING THAT FLIES THAT DOESNT HAVE AN ENGINE
Bicycle with wings

NAME AN ANIMAL YOU MIGHT SEE AT THE ZOO
A dog

NAME SOMETHING YOU MIGHT BE ALLERGIC TO
Skiing

NAME A FAMOUS BRIDGE
The bridge over troubled waters

NAME SOMETHING YOU DO IN THE BATHROOM
Decorate

NAME SOMETHING ASSOCIATED WITH THE POLICE
Pigs

NAME A ZODIAC SIGN
April

NAME SOMETHING SLIPPERY
A conman

NAME A KIND OF ACHE
Fillet 'O' Fish

NAME A JACKET POTATO TOPPING
Jam

NAME A FAMOUS SCOTSMAN
Jock

NAME SOMETHING WITH A HOLE IN IT
Window

NAME SOMETHING YOU OPEN OTHER THAN A DOOR
Your bowel