| "QuOtEs" |
| "A wedding is like an easy bar mitzvah, but all u have to remember is 'i do'"-Jake "I didn't know i was asleep until i woke up"- Shif "That was so cool how he was here and that was him" -Shif "Who needs cable when u live on earth?" -Me "It cost me a left nut to call jerzey!" -Brady "Jerkass!" -Pit "Zis vay my dahlings, my deefense" -Gabriella "That's what she said" -Jake "I don't care because Barak's taking me to prom, right Barak?" -Wendy "Today i'm a man, monday i go back to 8th grade."-cousin sam at his bar mitzvah "Jeese Barak, we came out here for nothing. We look like idiots! Now we have to point this way and walk." -Jeff "He wasn't a bad kid.....it's just that he was curious" -Dad "My neck hurts every time I open my mouth!" -Anonymous |
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