Warning: Some material may seem to be less humorous then they appear. Not for the weak of heart.
All About Me
Name: Barak Malkin
Sex: Male
Age: 18
B-Day: July 6
Marital Status: Taken by Leen! 10/7/04
Edison. Home of the, 2001 football state champions, Hawks
College: Ramapo College of New Jersey. Class of 2008
Hobbies: Breakdancing, Playing guitar in and out of my band, hangin out with my freinds
Car: My Trusty Black Steed ('96 Nissan Maxima)
Past Cars: Red Dragon. (Another Dodge ugh.1995)
              Silver Stallion (A 1991 Dodge but hey that means i don't hafta use a horn, the car says it all!)
Fav Music: Anything but real country (with the twangy accent) and Opera (the kind with the
                 horn helmets)
Fav Movie: Spaceballs and pretty much any other old Mel Brooks FIlms.
Fav color: Baby and Sky Blue
Fav number: 6
Astrological sign: Cancer (a friggin disease)
Animal Sign: Crabs (another friggin disease)
Nicknames: Botruck, Baki, B-man, The Jew, The Rock, B-rockin, Malkin in the middle,
                  Sideburns, Malk-and-cookies, Malkin X, Malkintosh, and many more.
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'7"
Shoe Size: 10 1/2-11
If there is anything else you would like to know, tell me.
My Sister
My Girlfriend
I've known my sister Shifra, or as I sometimes call her "Shif/Shiffy", from even before we were born, literally. Me and her are twins, but not identical (obviously).
"I didn't know I was asleep until I woke up"
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10/7/04 ~,~'~,~@
I've known Lynn since high school but we never talked. She now goes to college with me and we pretty much hit it off. With her artistic abilities and great sense of humor it was pretty hard to resist.
"Mye Muhtha, your Grandmuhtha, mayde the best k'gle in broochl'n, if my haht cud still tayke it, eyed it that till eyed go kaputz!"
(Mine, all Mine)

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