So you want to know about ME?

Yes, this is indeed the ugliness and yickyness which is ME, the SpevMeister! Sorry for scaring you!

Hey! Ash sent me this survey. Well, actually, Ash WROTE it but ~*M*~ sent it to me. So I'm gonna just fill it in here and hope you like the end results!

What time is it? 15:36 GMT

What's your full name? Heather Louise Wainwright

Do you have any nicknames? Yes I do!

What are they? Spev, Spevvy, Spevola, anything you want to add onto the end of Spev, my nephew Tommy once called me Speveltine, I love it! Uhm, also Heath and Hev and Brattie (my sister EJ - Evil Joanna - calls me that! Affectionately, of course!)

What's your birthday? June 3rd 1983. YESSSSSS! I'm 18, it's fab! I don't stand any crap from anyone anymore!

Do you have any pets? Nope but I'd like a dog so I can call it Ernie if it's a boy or Keaver if it's a girl. Who and Monkee related names of course!

What's your height? 5' 7"

What color are your eyes? Dark brown

What color is your hair? Dark brown

Been in love before? No, I've often *thought* I was in love, but I've never actually been in love properly.

Been to Europe? LOL! I *live* in Europe!

Want to go there? Uhm, I'm already here!

What are some of your fav. Movies? HEAD, The Kids Are Alright, Tommy, A Hard Day's Night, Help!, The Italian Job, The Sound of Music, Singin' in the Rain, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers...

Your fav. Movie quotes? "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" - The Italian Job; "Oh, by all means, I'd be quite prepared for *that* eventuality!" - A Hard Day's Night; "I just told you, how about marryin' me?" "Well, I'd have to finish my chores..." - Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.

Your fav. Music groups/Singers: The Monkees (of COURSE!), The Beatles, The Who, Donovan, Manfred Mann, The Kinks, The Animals, The Beach Boys, The Shangri-La's, Herman's Hermits.

Your fav. Songs? Twist 'N' Shout and The Hippy Hippy Shake.

Do you like Brits? Hahaha! Oh yeah, we're the best people! Especially Scousers!

Do you think I like them? Well you like me and I'm British!

Fav. Foods? I wouldn't be so fat if I was fussy!

TV Shows? The Monkees (naturally!), Father Ted, The Comedians, Spin City, Frasier, Crossroads (see a previous Non-Monkee pic of the month for the reason!), Eastenders.

What is the Best thing? Perving! It's a divine right!

What is the Worst thing? Being in trouble anywhere!

Got a crush on anyone famous? Hmm, lemme think... Are you ready for this? Sit down. Mike Nesmith, Peter Tork, Paul McCartney, John Lennon, George Harrison, Ringo Starr, Keith Moon, Pete Townshend, John Entwistle, Eric Burdon, Mick Avory, Peter Quaife (remembered his name now!), Paul Jones, Mike D'Abo, Tony Hicks from The Hollies, I remembered his name too, at last! Uhm, I'll keep you posted as and when I get new crushes!


Clown? Ha ha said the clown! Yeah, I love making people laugh, it's my favourite thing!

Freak? Do you think I'm a freak? It all depends on what you think. What I think is what I am, and I don't think I'm a freak. I think I'm outta work, and I hope I get this series, but, nah, I'm not a freak! Oh god, I thought I was Mike Nesmith there for a second. What was the question? Oh, right, yes I am!

Daydreamer? Yes!

Are you sarcastic? Me, sarcastic? Really, I mean, *gasp*, what makes you think I could ever be sarcastic, dear girl/boy? LOL!

Do you have crazy dreams? OH GOD YEAH!!

What about? Well I just gave you the link to my dreams page, that should help you out a little!

Have you met anyone famous? Not yet but on 22nd October when I go to the Monkees concert I want to go early so I can meet the guys as they go into the arena! Well, does meeting cricketers count as famous? If it does, the Lancashire cricket team. Well some of them anyway.

Are you in love? Yes of course!

With who? Well, Mike Nesmith, Peter Tork, Keith Moon, John Lennon, see the rest of the list up there!

Where would you go back in time? 1960s like a shot!!


Micky or Davy? DAVY!!!!!!!

Brits or Scots? Uhm, Scotland is in Britain so Scots *are* Brits. If you mean English or Scottish I'd say Scottish cos they have sexier accents.

Do you like Micky with a fro or not? Neither...

Why? He's butt ugly either way! LOL! My mate ~*M*~ is probably going to beat me with a stick now... but come on, he's just NOT...!

Who would you like to meet dead and alive? Dead, Keith Moon so I could a) cause havoc with him and b) have rampant sex with him! Alive, Peter Tork so I could give him a big hug and take him out for tea so we could have cream of rootbeer soup!

Do you think I'm crazy? Certainly!

Do you like the Monkees? Hate them with a passion. See the "are you sarcastic" question...

Do you think I do? Yeah even thought you prefer Micky to Mike!

Is Micky just so hot? Uh, no, he isn't. I'm sorry.

Do you like Monty Python and the Holy Grail? She's a witch, burn her! LMAO! I love that film!

Do you even know what it is? Going by my answer, what do you think?

Who's your fav. Character? Brave brave brave brave Sir Robin!

Do you think mine is Sir Galahad? I don't know...

What's your fav. Part? The knights that say "Ni!" or the bit where the French guy goes "Your mother was a 'amster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go, before I insult you once more, you and your English Kerniggets!"

Read anything good lately? I've been writing some stuff but I've not had time to read much exciting!

Do you have a fav. All-time song? Yes thank you.

What is it? Twist 'N' Shout!

Have you seen "Daydream Believers: The Monkees Movie?" Yes! I've even done a review of it!

Was it cool? No it was a steaming pile of cack! Except for LB Fisher and the dude with the red boots! Oh, and in real life Jeff Geddis is one little sexpot!

What's your fav. Part? WHEN PETER PUNCHES DAVY!! And when the guy with red boots goes "Don't go in there, Corky, he's crazy!"

Who's your fav. Beatle? I've been asked this too often today! How many more times do I have to tell you? I'M THE BEATLES WHORE! I DON'T HAVE A FAVOURITE BEATLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is mine John? Yes of course it is. You don't know much about yourself, Ash, do you?!

What's you fav. Beatles song? Twist 'N' Shout

**THIS IS FOR EMILY** (Well, I don't care, I'm answering it anyway, I do, after all, share half of Emily's head!)

Do you know who Donovan is? Certainly I do!

What does he sing? Sunshine Superman, Catch the Wind (my favourite!), Hurdy Gurdy Man, Jennifer Juniper, Oh Gosh!, Young but Growing.

Do you like the Who? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *thud*

What's your fav. Song? Fiddle About or Substitute or Bell Boy or anything Keith or John sang or Naked Eye or Pure and Easy!

Who's your fav, guy? KEITH!!!!!!!!!! Keith JAAAAAAAHHHHHHHNN Moon was born to a working class family on 23rd August 1947... [SPEV: "46! GET IT RIGHT YOU PILLOCK!"]

Is Keith Moon really dead? No, I refuse to accept it.

Do you trust men in fringed jackets? LOL! Not Roger!

Is Peter a cool guy? Peter Tork or Peter Townshend? Both are exceptionally cool!

Do you like Gundam Wing? WTF?

Who's your fav. Character? uhm, see previous answer!

Does Peter Tork make you smile? Peter Tork makes my stomach go all wibbly! And he's damn gorgeous, and yes he does make me smile a cute dimply smile!

Are hippies cool? Yes of course, but Moppies are better!

Is free love really free? Are you arguing with the Hippies?

Do you know how to play a guitar? I had lessons when I was about 9 or 10 but that's all.

Do I? You certainly have a crap memory!

Do you have a lot of Cd's? A substantial amount.

Like what? The Monkees, The Beatles, The Animals, Manfred Mann, The Kinks, Donovan, Westlife, S Club 7, that kinda thing.

What is the coolest website? Gotta be EHMI! Second best to mine.... hahahahahaha! Just kidding!

Is S Club 7 a parody of the Monkees? Yeah I thought that the first time I saw them!

Do you like No Doubt? Just a Girl is one of my favourite songs of all time!

Is Gwen's hair going to fall out soon? Princess Gwen or Gwen Stefani? Nah, it's stuck on the other Gwen good an' proper!

Are all Boy Bands made in a factory? My friend David once said they grew on a farm in South America because they're all inbred! How I laughed!

Is it true that short girls get the hot guys? I'm 5'7" and still single so I guess so!

Does love really solve everything? All you need is love!

Am I a true hippie? Have you smoked hash, taken LSD, partaken in free love and ran away in a camper van? No? Well then, I rest my case.

Do you like Poetry? It's really annoying. I prefer stories and plays!

What about Shakespeare? He's my main man! I love him!

What about me? What about you?

What's your fav. Play by Shakespeare? Much Ado About Nothing

Do you write fan-fics? Yes of course I do!

What about? The Monkees, The Who, where I write under the pseudonym of Heather Moon, and Manfred Mann!

Have you seen the Perfect Storm? Is that a film? No.

Was it sad for you? Oh no, a SAD film! I'm not watching it!

Name some cool people from history. Shakespeare, Keith Moon, Queen Elizabeth I, Mama Cass Elliot(see top of the page), Guy Fawkes, uhm, John Lennon, Judy Garland, people, y'know?

Is this thing too long? Yes.

I think so... So do I!

I hope that enlightens you!
Spev xx

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