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The NeoQuiz: We're Still Working On It

Can I turn it in late?
Okay, so here's the deal. We're not quite done with this yet. It took us far too much drinking-time to write the rest of the site, so screw this (for now).

By the by, does anyone have a nice javascript quiz code I could borrow? Everyone I download crashes faster than a coked-up Scientologist trying to read "Faust" while driving her Taurus to her A.A. meeting.

And how fast is that? I have no clue, but it does sound damn quick, don't it?

 
 

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