Since this is our first online issue, I wanted to take a moment and talk to the people out there looking for a fight. You know who you are: you're looking for anything offensive, anything possibly chauvanistic or bigoted so you can write really long emails about how we're obviously lonely, bitter mysoginists who repress homosexual feelings and it's really sad how we treat women like this. Okay, first read a few articles, then get back to me.

Welcome back. Still pissed off? Then let me say a few things. This is not a place for essays on male supremacy; men are not superior. Neither are women inferior. They are annoying, stressfull, and confusing, but we realize that guys are too. So what are we trying to do with this?

We're trying to make a few jokes. Are some of poor taste? That's a matter of opinion, so probably someone will say yes. We think they're funny, and are hoping you do too. If you don't, then simply go away and the problem is solved. Are some offensive? We hope not. We try very hard not to use anything racist, sexist, ethnic, etc. because we just don't find most of that material funny. If you are offended, then tell us. We probably won't change anything, but you'll feel better in doing so.

We're also trying to address issues not covered by other sources. We're not into a men's movement crap, with spirit drums and what not, and we don't want to trash women and their ways. We just want to talk about guy stuff the way guys talk about them. Sex, sports, gadgets, women, and nothing about fashion, jazz, or French cinema. Some articles will talk about how to deal with women, since this is always confusing to guys. However, if you're offended by anything, then check out almost any issue of Cosmopolitan�. There are many similar articles, just with a different perspective and audience. We are no better and no worse. Our views are very common; it's just that they are rarely in print, either by ink or electricity.

So please relax and take everything with a grain of salt. If this site bothers you, then again, leave it alone. If you must scream at us, go ahead. But if you like what you see, then enjoy. Be sure to tell all your friends about us and come back often!

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