Dear Neo: I've been seeing this girl for a few months, and last night she really pissed me off. We were watching a sexy movie and both got real turned on. As soon as the movie ended we raced to the bedroom and tore off our clothes. But just when we started to kiss she stopped to pick our clothes off the floor and actually folded them and put them away in the closet! Talk about ruining the mood! I didn't say anything because I didn't want to get in trouble, but I'm still pissed. What should I do? - Hector, 25 yrs old

Okay, there's good news and bad news. The bad news is your girlfriend's neurotic. The good news is that's nothing to worry about, as everyone is neurotic to some degree. The big question is this: is she always such a clean freak? If she is, then all you have to do is tell her why it bothered you and how much it did (bring up your feelings like, "It made me feel undesirable." Chicks dig that). Most likely it never occurred to her that it would bother you, and she'll try not to do it again (unless she's an evil bitch, in which case it'll happen all the time, and that's your que to bail). However, if she's normally a slob, then God knows why she did it. It could be anything from not really liking you to being scarred from a previous sexual experience. Either way, that's more crap than you need to put up with. Amscray, buster, and make it quick. It's only a matter of time before these weird, little quirks manifest into some really annoying and possibly criminal behaviors.

Decisions, Decisions

Hey! I'm seeing this girl, I like her but there's this other girl I like more, and she's HOT!!! I didn't go for her because she was seeing this guy, a real asshole, but now they broke up. So what do I do? I don't want to break up with the girl I'm seeing now if the other girl is going to say no because then I'd have no one. - "Snag69", no info

Some people will say that if you're thinking of another woman, then the one you're with is not for you. Bullshit. Remember this: with your current girlfriend, you get to see everything, from her good points to her bad points. But with the newly available woman, you can only see part of the picture, which is probably filled with how hot she is, how well you get along together, etc. So it's only natural to want other women, especially if they're as hot as you say. But do you do anything about it? Unless your current girl is a total bitch, she doesn't deserve to be cheated on (and if she is a total bitch, then bid her adieu and say hello to hot chick). Find out why the new girl is suddenly free; maybe she's the total bitch. Make sure you know this girl and that you do not just want sex, because there's no guarantee that she'll sleep with you. Finally, if you still can't make a decision, then stay where you are. At least you're not lonely this way.

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