Israeli Paramedics Association

Deserter !!!
You Wanna leave and look somewhere else - HuH ???
F I N  E  !!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Just know this -
1) They are not less Crazy then us !
2) You are out of our Paramedic's Closed Dept. Waiting List !
Anyway - We are strongly suggest you'll take
some essential  provision:
Toilet Paper (200 feet long) , Urine Catheter + Bags (king size) ,
Anti Diarrhea Drugs and Kegs of Nitro Glyceride
(for External Use Only - pull the trigger and Light the Wire....)

Please , let us know BEFORE you use the NG !
                                                                   Sincerely yours ,
                                                                              The Jewish Burial Society.

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