Israeli Paramedics Association

In Case of Atomic Explosion:
(to be hanged in the tolilet)

When you hear the Siren
1.  Enter the toilets .
2.  Close the door with the key and the locker.
3.  Take all sharp objects out of your pockets.
4.  Put your toilet's sit belt on (any other belt will do)
When you see the first flesh:
5.  Put you hands on your head
6.  Put your head between your knees
7.  Kiss your ass Goodby !

EMS provider's
Field Guide -
A - Airway
B - Breathing
C - Circulation
D - Diagnosis
E - ECG
F - Fibrillation
G - Grave
H - 1) Hell  
      2) Heaven

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Paramedic Neomi Zvi - Jan 2000