Israeli Paramedics Association

EMS Managers:

Name:  Katan Nudinski:
Position:  Manager of T******g Dept.
Medical File Records: 
     The pt was hospitalized with Chronic Combined Syndrom and Acute
     Alergy.
Signs & Symptoms:    
      - Talking on the Phone:  One hand is holding the phone while the
         second is in the pents , scraching his behinds. When pt. wants to
         change size - he holds the phone by his showlder , put the hand
          inside the pents to replace the other, and only then he pulls the
          second hand out of the pents to hold the phone.....
       - Strolgly believes that he have Cardiac Arrhythmias , despite 376
          meters of ECG strip , all Normal Sinus Rhythm with not even
          single VPBs / APBs. If you'll tell him that his ECG is clean - he will
          immediately faint and waking up only when you will 'Diagnose' 
          he is in Ventricular Fibrillation on the monitor.
       - Crying Attacks - Cries infront of everyone that his instructors are
          giving only hard time (that's why he is having his Black Notes) !
       - Acute Alergy to Women - when he sees one - he get cramps and
          become very vindictive. - no women in his dept. expt. 1 .
       - Stoke is: Mechanism of Trauma Stage.
       -  Escape Symptoms - Each time there is need to DO something
          creative - He is running away abroad (USA / Japan....)
          (and not on his expence)
       - Other 61 signs can't be printed online.
Prognosis - Lost Case. 

To be Continue........

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