By the Neohomeridae

Seventeen BC's Political I.Q. Quiz! Here's your chance to see how well YOU'D fare as an official in Rome!

Ye Wannabe-Sam Test! Is there sexual tension between you and your best friend? Be honest: was it really there before you read Lord of the Rings? Do you garden and cook rabbit stew? If you answered yes to any of these questions, the Wannabe-Sam test is the quiz for you!

Argon Story Personality Test. Discover which wacko from Ephor's Argon Story most closely resembles YOU.

Hats Off, a "hilarious" one-act play starring the First Triumverate. Slapstick, wordplay, and worse yet, toga humour. There's a high level of obscure Classics references, including Latin-oriented puns and small political scandals (such as Caesar and his dreaded affair with the King of Numidia).

How It All Began, a story a wrote as a school assignment a little more than three years ago. It may be somewhat lacking stylistically, but it's definitely got its moments. It's sort of a mix of Just So Stories, Genesis, the Big Bang theory, and Thomas King.

Smoke Signals, probably my best short story ever. It's about a pilot's wife, and that's all I'm telling ya.

Minerva, another short story. This one was inspired by a bit of Iliad fanfiction I've had on the back burner for a while. An imagined encounter between Athene and a modern day Odysseus.

Crumble, a tale of senseless violence and gore. Sometimes my muse is a tad eccentric...