Argon Story Characters

This is a very difficult test, as most of my characters are immensely idiosyncratic. I don't really expect anyone to strongly identify with any character (although naturally I myself did). It's a lot of fun, and I urge you to choose whichever answer appeals to you MOST.

  1. How do you greet your friends?
     a) "Hello."
    b) "Hey, guys!"
    c) A nod.
    d) "What the fuck's up?"
    e) "Let's come to the point--what do you want?"

  2. And what do you call your aforementioned friends?
     a) My Friends
    b) The Guys
    c) The Dudes
    d) My Debtors
    e) My Soulmates

  3. What's your favourite type of music?

    a) Baroque. If I'm feeling really adventurous, maybe Classical or a little Romantic music.
    b) Bollywood Pop and/or Asian Classical
    c) Anne Murray and/or Maritime Music
    d) J-Pop.
    e) Most stuff's okay.

  4. If you had a million dollars and had to pick one of the following options, what would you choose to do with the money?

    a) Pay off most of my tuition.
    b) Start a new life elsewhere.
    c) Fix myself up. Upgrade my life a little. Share the rest with my friends.
    d) Give most of it to charity and the rest to homeless people.
    e) Hoard it and say nothing.

  5. What's your dancing style?

    a) Wild, uninhibited thrashing to a beat.
    b) Bobbing faintly at the knees. Or not at all.
    c) Waltzing.
    d) Bellydancing.
    e) Dance Dance Revolution, baby!

  6. Design your ideal room. Add some posters. What's on them?

    a) My personal political role models.
    b) The best musicians, man.
    c) Polite landscapes.
    d) Superheroes!
    e) Beautiful artistic photographs of no one I especially know.

  7. The hottest historical figure was...

    a) Stylin' Queen Elizabeth I.
    b) Scintillatin' Joan of Arc.
    c) Slitherin' Cleopatra.
    d) Steamin' Poundmaker.
    e) Beg your bloody pardon?!

  8. Louis Riel was ...
     a) ...a man with both faults and genius.
    b) ...a really nice person, but mean for fighting.
    c) ...a freedom fighter to be honoured.
    d) ...a traitor that should be dug up and hung again!
    e) ...someone I never heard of.

  9. Describe your relationship to the phrase "I love you."
     a) I say it often without really meaning it.
    b) I say it often and always mean it.
    c) I can never get the words out.
    d) I've been known to use it from time to time in varying ways.
    e) I'd use it if I meant it, but so far there's been no need.

  10. What's your pet insult?

    a) Harlequin
    b) Jerk
    c) Puss
    d) Asshole
    e) Nice person

  11. Your favourite Prime Minister of this group is... (Say you HAVE to pick one of these oppressive middle-aged Whites.)
     a) Trudeau! He's so charismatic!
    b) Laurier! No really, he was good--for his time!
    c) Macdonald! He barfed on stage!
    d) Pearson! What a diplomat!
    e) Campell! *hides face* It's my dark secret!

  12. You come to a Halloween party as:

    a) Something graceful and minimalist in terms of costume, like a black cat.
    b) Someone gorgeous and fun like a Rocky Horror Picture show character.
    c) Someone strong and effortless like James Bond.
    d) Someone I can get away with a LOT being, like Bacchus.
    e) Someone real and cool like Noam Chomsky! If only I could find some way to SHOW it...

  13. If you were an animal, you'd be a...

    a) Otter
    b) Hare
    c) Goldfinch
    d) Heron
    e) Bear

  14. Your spiritual colour is...

    a) Red
    b) Yellow
    c) Green
    d) White
    e) Neon Orange

  15. If you were an instrument, what would you be?

    a) An innocent, pure, but warm flute.
    b) Tubular bells: arcane, unusual, and complex.
    c) Percussion, subtlely punctuating and driving the piece.
    d) A euphonium. Often mistaken for a boring old baritone, but with a much better sound than THAT.
    e) Krazy Kape Breton Fiddle!

  16. Man, it would be fun to beat...

    a) The Hippies
    b) The System
    c) Dad
    d) Robert Graves
    e) No one

  17. How do stress and pressure affect you?

    a) I keep my head down and try to take one thing at a time. When stress becomes overwhelming, I simply take a few minutes and sort things into more manageable tasks.
    b) I deal with it productively and kindly, talking it over with the people it concerns.
    c) Very little stress can send me flying into emotional rampages.
    d) I ignore it. Then it builds. I ignore it more. It builds. It explodes, I collapse, then I recover and start again!
    e) Stress? Man, life's a picnic!

  18. Your ideal mate is...

    a) Understanding and kind.
    b) Intelligent and strong.
    c) Raucous, loud and fun!
    d) Gaia.
    e) My opposite.

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