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OK, vitals first. 21 years old; I'm 5'11 and a half, weigh about 200 lbs., as of 1/3/04. My New Years resolution is to lose about 40 lbs by summer, we'll se what comes of that. I'll add a picture here when I have one, until then, words will have to suffice. I have blue eyes, dark brown hair, and wear glasses. I like roundish wire-rimmed pieces with black rims. This combined with my hair and my boyish good looks has convinced some (read: far too many) to draw the conclusion that I look like Harry Potter. At one point I had the people I worked with at Takeout Taxi calling me HP, and then one friend felt the need to call me Harry Pothead. Oh well. At least I now have a celebrity that I most resemble.

I currently work for The INvironmentalists, formerly called DuPont Flooring Systems. Also formerly a part of DuPont. We at the INvironmentalists provide "Interior INvironment Solutions". Rounding out the corporate doublespeak, I am a "Carpet Vitalization Technician". When I sat through the meeting introducing the whole "INvironmentalists" thing, I started laughing and had to leave the room. How do people come up with this crap? What's wrong with calling me a "Carpet Cleaner" and leave it at that?

I like to listen to good music, more about that in the music section.

Same with gaming and the gaming section, and computer gaming in that part.

Oh, family. I'm the oldest of two. My little brother is 18 and currently goes to the University of Virginia, which I'm assured is lots of fun and merriment. My dad is 52, works for the Department of the Interior. Mom is 49, works for the property tax people in the county government. No pets, though my landlord has shitloads of cats...he actually breeds 'em. Who the hell pays for cats? Anyway, there's family.

Ladies, take note. I'm single! Brilliant, world's greatest sense of humor, and I don't look THAT bad.

Contact information for me (how convienient that it comes right after the being single bit).