September 2nd 2002 |
| Wanted: A girl that doesn't suck. Requirements: You have to be at least fractionally sane. You must enjoy nerdy boys and being around them. You must enjoy listening to me whine. You must have cool shit that I can look at, play with, or borrow. You must be thin enough to fit through doors without turning sideways. You must enjoy greasy pizza and other cheap foods. You must like cool music. You must think that i'm cool, and that everything that isn't cool about me just makes me more cool. You have to be cool too. You have to enjoy many types of art. You must be able to hog-tie a rabid goat. You don't have to be perfect, but being perfect helps. (it also helps if you have more than two breasts) If you feel that you fit these requirements please, contact me online sometime. (we are an equal opportunity employer) |