August 20th 2002 |
| I was driving everyone back home from Country Kitchen last night at 1:30 AM. I was doing 68 in a 55 zone (which is some pretty nancy-ass puss-faced speeding, that's not even speeding in my book), and this cop pulls me over. He tells me what I was doing wrong and everything. Then he spots the handcuffs that I bought when I was in sheboygan. He points at them and says "what are those for?" And my mind was blank. Each second was an eternity. About two eternities later, i said "We use them for playing cops and robbers, sir" The officer, with a completely straight face, turns to me and says "Oh yeah? me too." then he runs a search on my lisence and he doesn't even give me a warning. That was the most hilarious and consequence free encounter i've ever had with a policeman. I'm glad that he stopped me, it was so funny and i didn't have to pay for a ticket or anything. |