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NBA
Michael Jordan, his Airness, the greatest basketball player of all time, turned forty on
Feb. 17. MJ responded to being the third oldest player in the game by becoming the first
forty year-old to ever score more than his age when he poured in 43 points. My point is Jordan is awesome...
The NBA All-Star game ended in dramatic fashion as the West beat the East in the
first double overtime All-Star game in NBA history.In a related story, official Steve Javie recently called a traveling violation, also believed to be an NBA first.
Boxing
In case there is any doubt whether Mike Tyson is an idiot, he got a tattoo on his face a
week before a scheduled fight. In case there was any doubt he could fight, he knocked out Clifford Etienne in 49 seconds. After the fight, it took him only 12 seconds to say
something that made no sense...
Tennis
Tennis phenomenon Venus Williams said she spends a lot of time feeling sorry for
herself after losing the past three Grand Slam Titles to her sister. Venus has also been known to pout, mainly for being named after the popular flytrap...
College Basketball
The University of Connecticut women’s basketball team has increased their winning
streak to 65 consecutive games. Meaning the last time they lost a game LeBron James had to pay for things and Bow Wow was still Lil’.
NFL
NFL quarterback Elvis Grbac has insisted he will not return to the league despite being
offered contracts from several teams. In a recent press conference his agent was quoted as saying, “Elvis has left the building,” and “Wow, that was a bad joke...”
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