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Ways you know you are obsessed with your budgie
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- You get up early every day to put on music for your budgie and then go back to sleep.
- When leaving home in the day leave the lights and tv on so your budgie doesn’t miss his/her favorite show.
- CDs in your car include “enter budgie name” favorites.
- Somehow you always end up passing one of your local pet stores and going in to grab something ‘small’ for your baby.
- Everyone at the pet store knows you.
- Everyone at more than two pet stores knows you.
- Most of the bookmarks on your web browser are of budgie related sites.
- You’ve been on everyone’s website on the budgie forum and admired and even downloaded pics/movies of other budgies.
- You’ve made other people watch those pics/movies.
- You belong to a budgie forum.
- You have a website dedicated to your budgie.
- Somehow even your own website/blog gets taken over with budgie references.
- You email/call all your friends and family to update them on your baby.
- People begin to run away from you when they see you coming.
- More money goes into budgie related food/toys than yourself.
- When looking for a new house/apartment you want to make sure there’s an extra bedroom just for your baby and his/her play area.
- Your budgie knows s/he doesn’t need to scratch him/herself…s/he can just come to you and pick up his wing and get free service.
- Most of the fruits and vegetables in your house are so that your budgie can have a balanced diet…you on the other hand survive on junk food.
- When putting your baby to sleep, you read from your collection of bedtime stories.
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