| Calendar Girl! |
| Super model/ hero able to shoot down onlookers with a single icey stare |
| At a towering 5'7 (while equipped with her super-heeled ass-kicking designer platform shoes), Calendar Girl is to be considering armed and extremely dangerous!!! |
| Warning: this girl knows karate and is not afraid to use it-- and her outstanding wit-- on dispshits, feminists, computer linguists, smelly losers, or her archnemisis forever seeking to divulge her secret identity: the Pleekinator. |
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| Celebrity Review: So Calendar Girl, you dissappeared almost nine months ago-- I guess the question that is on everyone's mind is where have you been? Calendar Girl: I've spent the better part of the last year in relative captivity by a large group of bloodthirsty Samurai Warriors. Celebrity Review: Oh my! That sounds terrible. Calendar Girl: Not really. Pretty soon they came to respect my super hero abilities, and they helped me expand them. They taught me to fight, they gave me my own set of swords, they even taught me Japanese. We raided the countryside of Japan together in a fight to preserve the old ways against the intruding Westernization. Celebrity Review: Are not you yourself, um, American? And therefore part of the very Western trend they are fighting against? (long silence) Calendar Girl: A small technicality. I think we can overlook it. Celebrity Review: Well, the world celebrates your return to civilization. How have you been spending your time now that you're back? Calendar Girl: Well, I've taken a little break from supermodeling and superheroing, but now I am ready to get back to my calling. Celebrtity Review: And what is that, exactly? Calendar Girl: Saving the world from people that suck, ofcourse. Celebrity Review: Oh... ofcourse. Anyway, that is all the time we have today. Thankyou Calendar Girl, for returning to those who need you the most. We will look forward to hearing about your latest escapades! Calendar Girl: Right, ciao. |