What are you..?

What you need to do now is identifying yourself as one of the three types we are dealing with here.

This is the fun part (for us), were many newcomers react more or less like this:

"Here we go...Hmm, a Frog in a blender, no way...Cactus, no, too aggressive...That's weird, I don't seem to fit in here! Why are they leaving me out?! I'm definitely not a Mussel. I know I'm not! They are described as sensitive beings, which I am, but what do they mean "self centred"?! I don't want to be...>whimper<...left out...Why are they doing this to me..?..No it's not them, it's me...I have a problem...Oh my God, I hate me!..."

There we are, another typical example of a Mussel cracking, before we even brought out the oyster knife.

After having categorised yourself as one of the ready roasted three's, you might want to ask us some personal questions about your newly found self. 

If you just go to the "Ask us" section, we'll be delighted to help you out, and you should also note, that this is your top chance to become a web wide known sociopath. Thank you for sharing with us!

A frog in a blender.