Mussel's.

We did not start with Mussels because you have the biggest problems, but because you would have shut down the computer if it didn't start being about you very soon.

You Mussels (yes, more than one, it's not just you who are the centre of the world) are typically sensitive and not as outgoing as you would like to be. The world is taking advantage of you, because the world is evil. And you have too low self esteem. Mussels have good reasons for feeling sorry for themselves...

If you happen to be crying by now, you are a Mussel. But you knew that already.

Check back soon to get some advice on how to handle your exceptional problems, until then, take comfort in knowing that there are so incredibly many other cases like you out there...

A frog in a blender.