Cactusses.

How can you stand being you?

The entire world is tuned in to making you life one long endurance test, you are constantly surrounded by idiots and halfwit's who are making it very difficult for you to accomplish anything.

To top it up, people keep laughing at you when it's not funny at all. They are stupid, unintelligent, don't understand you, are narrow minded, ugly and so on.

It looks like you know exactly what the problem in your life is. Looks like, we say, 'cause you  don't, do you, you little piece of die hard weed!

Your feeling of self righteousness is intolerable to the rest of us, who are forced to listen to you self pitying monologues all bloody day long.

Did it occur to you, that maybe God did NOT create you as a cruel joke, and that he might have other things to do, than making you trip over your own old slippers in front of your "friends" to make you look like the idiot you are.

If you want a solution to your problems, get a sense of humour, and a lot of self irony...

Unless something REALLY tragic happened to you in life, we can assure you, your life is FINE!

You live under the exact some circumstances as the rest of us do. Except of course, you don't need to listen to that bleeding idiot all the time...

Don't expect to succeed in everything, actually, if you don't expect to succeed at anything you'll be pleasantly surprised!...We hope.

A frog in a blender.