SOME FUNKY THINGS TO SHARE...!!!
Here's something to give you a 'kool' break... here's a collection of some one-liners: all of them are although complied from the net, so nothing is indigenous on my part, yet I believe the collection will certainly take you around and put a loud laughter on your face! But yea, me being a Computer Engineer, bear with me! All are computer-related... don't curse me if you are not from the computer background... but I know, once you are through these, you wont do that!!!
Computer Messages...
Access Denied. Nah na na nah
nah!
Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner.
COFFEE.EXE missing - Insert cup and Press Any Key.
EXCELLENT command or file name!
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Southern DOS : Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
Backups? We don't *need* no steenking backups.
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted : Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)
SENILE.COM found . . . Out of memory . . .
Shell to DOS . . . Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS . . .
Press "<ctrl> <alt> <del>" to continue . . .
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue . . .
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue . . .
Error : Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue . . .
Press any key . . . no, no, no NOT THAT ONE!
Press any key to continue and any other to quit . . .
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit ! Stay ! Staaay . . .
Error 13: Illegal brain function. Process terminated.
REALITY.DAT not found. Attempting to restore Universe......
..... REALITY.SYS Corrupted - Unable to recover Universe
Press Esc key to reboot Universe, or any other key to continue...
REALITY.SYS corrupted- reboot Universe (Y/N)?
USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue.
Volume in Drive C: TOO_LOUD!
Press [ESC] to detonate or any other key to explode.
BREAKFAST.COM halted... cereal port not responding!
Virus detected! P)our chicken soup on motherboard?
.signature not found! reformat hard drive? [Y/N]
Backup not found! A)bort, R)etry or P)anic?
Spellchecker not found. Press -- to continue ...
A)bort, R)etry or S)elf-destruct?
A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, V)alium?
A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, P)rozac? - S. Metcalf
A)bort, R)etry, I)nfluence with large hammer.
A)bort, R)etry, P)ee in drive door
Backup not found: A)bort, R)etry, M)assive heart failure?
Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner.
Close your eyes and press escape three times.
DYNAMIC LINKING ERROR: Your mistake is now everywhere.
Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS
SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory.
APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key.
ZAP! Process discontinued. Enter any 12-digit prime number to resume.