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M stands for Mom, not maid! |
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Make a wish and close your eyes tight
Then sprinkle on your lawn at night
As Santa’s reindeer fly and roam
This food will guide them home |
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Make new friends,
but keep the old,
one is silver and the others gold.
A ring is round,
it has no end,
that's how long
I want to be your friend.
(Everyone remember the Girl Scout Song?) |
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Man has his will, but woman has her way. |
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Many men know how to flatter, few men know
how to praise. |
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May all your weeds......be wildflowers. |
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May the bounty of the season fill your heart
and your home. |
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May the wind be always at your back |
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Me and my Teddy Bear have no worries...no
cares... |
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Measure a thousand times and cut once. |
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Memories are like a patchwork quilt...each
section is sewn together, to be wrapped
around us for comfort and warmth
in the years to come. |
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Men are like outhouses. They are either
taken...or full of SH!T! |
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Mind your p's and q's. ~English Proverb~ |
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Mirror, mirror on the wall...I am my Mother
after all! |
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More people would learn from their mistakes
if they weren't so busy denying they made them. |
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Mom stands for Mother...NOT Made-Of-Money |
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Mom's Commandments
1 Shut the door.
2 Finish your chores.
3 Make your bed.
4 Leave unkind words unsaid.
5 Pick up your mess.
6 Be neat in your dress.
7 Thou shalt not tease.
8 Wash your hands please.
9 Love one another.
10 Especially your Mother. |
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Monkey see, monkey do. |
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Most folks are like a barbed-wired
fence...they have their good points. |
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Mother-in-Law Poem
You are the mother I received
the day I wed your son.
And I just want to thank you, mom,
for the things that you have done.
You have given me a gracious man
with whom I share my life.
You are his lovely mother and
I his lucky wife.
You use to pat his little head
and now I hold his hand.
You raised in love a little boy
then gave me a man. |
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My finger may be small...but I can still
wrap my Daddy around it! |
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My heart belongs to old man winter. |
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My husband said it was either him or the
cat. I miss him sometimes. (Dog, chocolate and more!) |
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My mind works like lightening...one
brilliant flash and it's gone! |
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My Mother, my friend so dear
throughout my life you're always near.
A tender smile to guide my way
You're the sunshine to light my day |
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My next husband will be normal |
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My take home pay won't even take me home! |