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A baby is a bit of stardust blown from the hand of God.
A baby is a small member of the family
that makes love stronger, days shorter, nights longer,
the bankroll smaller, the home happier, clothes shabbier,
the past forgotten and the future worth living for.A beautiful garden is your reward for doing God's yard work.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
A book lover never goes to sleep alone.
A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.
A carpenter is known by his chips.
A carrot and some coal; to make a winter friend.... add snow!
A chain is no stronger than its weakest link. ~ Sir Leslie Stephen ~
A change is as good as a rest. ~ Sir Arthur Conan Doyle~
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to remain anonymous.
A company of angels follows us wherever we go. They share everything with us...our happiest
hours and deepest sorrow.A cowboy removes his hat only for one thing...and it ain't for takin' a bath!
A daughter may outgrow your lap...but she will never outgrow your heart.
A dimple in the chin; a devil within. ~Irish Proverb~
A dog comes when it is called...A cat takes a message and gets back to you!
A dog is a dog, but a cat is a purrrrrrrson....
A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. ~Ben Franklin~
A family is a patchwork of love.
A family stitched together with love seldom ravels.
A family that plays together, stays together.
A family that shaves together, stays together.
A fisherman is a jerk on one end of the line waiting for a jerk on the other.
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
A fool and his money are quickly parted. ~J. Bridges~
A friend in need is a friend indeed. ~James Ray~
A friend asks only for your time not your money.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
A friend is a person who goes around saying nice things about you behind your back.
A friend is one who knows my song....and sings it to me when I forget.
A friend is someone who knows our faults, yet find our virtues too
A friend is someone who reaches for your hand, but touches your heart!
A friend tells you what you want to hear, but a best friend tells you the truth.
A friend walks in when the world walks out.
A friendship grows when you plant a seed of kindness.
A good book is like an old friend.
A girl is much more than she seems,
not a toy by any means,
underneath all the makeup and hair,
is a sign saying "Handle with Care".A good egg...Just a little cracked.
A good friend overlooks your broken gate and admires the flowers in your garden.
A good friend will help you through lifes ups and downs.
A good lather is half the shave. ~William Hone~
A good spouse and health is a person's best wealth. ~Ben Franklin~
A Guardian Angel to Light the way...Keep Baby Safe...Night and Day.
A guilty conscience needs no accuser. ~English Proverb~
A heart in love with beauty never grows old.
A home is built of peace and love...and not of wood and stone. A place where happiness,
lives and memories are sewn.A home is where the dog(cat) hair sticks to everything but the dog (cat).
A house is made of brick and stone...a home is made of love alone!
A hug a day keeps the meanies away.
A hug delights and warms and charms, that must be why God gave us arms.
A hug is a great gift! One size fits all and it’s easy to return!
A hunter will do anything for a buck!
A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far!
A husband is someone who takes out the trash and give the impression he just cleaned the
whole house!A Jack of all Trades is a master of none.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
A little garden in which to walk and immensity in which to dream.
A little sugar, a lot of spice, A woman shaped him ... Oh so Nice, He's made of dough, and
golden tan, The closest thing to a perfect man.A lot of people pack up their troubles....and send them off to summer camp !!
A man is known by the company he keeps. ~M. Coverdale~
A man is never worth your tears. And the one who is, won't make you cry.
A meeting is an event which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say
goodbye.A mother is someone with whom you may not see eye to eye, but is someone who will always
walk with you arm in arm.A pat on the back is just inches away from a kick in the butt.
A penny for your thoughts. ~Jonathan Swift~
A penny saved is a penny earned. ~Scottish Proverb~
A picture's worth a thousand words.
A place for everything and everything in its place. ~Samuel Smiles~
A real friend is one who overlooks your broken down gate, an admires the flowers in your
garden!A reel expert can tackle anything.
A skinny cook can't be trusted!
A sister is a special part of all that's precious to my heart.
A sister is a special part of all that's cherished in the heart.
A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people you're at home.
A snowman's soul comes from the hearts of the children who made them.
A stitch in time....saves nine.
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
A true friend will remember you for the good and bad times and love you for both
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
A watched pot never boils...
A woman who has never seen her husband fishing, doesn't know what a patient man she married!
ABC...Friends Forever ...We Will Be.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.~Thomas Haynes Bayly~
Actions speak louder than words.
Advice is least heeded when most needed.
After all, we are angels in training, all we have to do is spread our wings and fly.
After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
After dinner rest a while; after supper walk a mile. ~T. Cogan~
Age is a matter of mind and if you don't mind it don't matter!
All friends have faults; forgive a little or have none!
All good things must come to an end. ~H.H. Riley~
All roads lead to home.
All stressed out with no one to strangle.
All that glitters is not gold.
All the flowers of tomorrow are in the seeds of today.
All unattended children will be sold as slaves.
All you really need in life is love and a few major credit cards.
Almost only counts in horseshoes.
Although our house is quite a mess, come in, relax, converse. It doesn't always look like this,
sometimes it's even worse.Always aim your goals and aspiration for the moon, because even if you don't make it,
you'll always end up reaching the stars.Always drink upstream from the herd.
Always face the sunshine, and the shadows will fall behind.
Always forgive your enemies....they hate it!
Always remember to be happy
because you never know
who's falling in love with your smile.Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
An angel in the house they say, will guard your family night and day.
An angel's work is never done...hearts mended, seedlings tended, boo boo's kissed, babies
blessed, stardust gathered, puppies lathered.And two by two they left the ark.
Angel sent from up above...please protect the ones we love.
Angels are with you every step of the way and help you soar with amazing grace.
Angels knew from the very start that the gifts of love are gifts with a heart.
Anger is one letter short of danger. ~Eleanor Roosevelt~
Annoying the cook will result in smaller portions.
Another day, another dollar.
Anyone can be a father, but it takes a real man to be a dad.
Any job worth doing is worth doing well.
Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. ~Publilius Syrus~
Anyone looking for a husband obviously never had one!
Anyone who will gossip to you, will gossip about you.
Approach school zones as the students do......"slowly"...!!
As we go on, we remember, all the times we had together, and as our lives change, from
whatever, we will still be, Friends forever!As you pass through life,
make this your one goal,
keep your eyes on the doughnut,
and not the hole !!Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust. If it weren't for women...Men's things would rust !
Ask a lot, but take what is offered.
At my age..I've seen it all...I've heard it all..I've done it all....I just can't remember it all...
Ask not what your Mother can do for you, ask what you can do for your Mother.
At the end of the day, I turn all my problems to God...He's going to be up anyway !
Attitude is everything !
