Can't get blood from a stone.

Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people 
they own.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

Children are angels who's wings grow shorter as their legs get longer!

Children are a poor man's riches.

Christmas Cheer...(is) (always) Welcome Here

Christmas is the only holiday that we sit around looking at a dead tree and eating candy 
out of our socks!

Church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints!

Cleaning and scrubbing can wait til tomorrow...For children grow up, we've learned to our
 sorrow. So quiet down, cobwebs, dust go to sleep; I'm rocking my baby, and babies 
don't keep.

Close to my heart you'll always be...Friends from the start...My sister and me.

Close your eyes baby...And listen to my sweet song. Sleep will come to thee...All night 
long

Closed for the season.... Reason?? Freezin'

Clothes don't make the man.

Cold hands, warm heart. ~V.S. Lean~

College is a fountain of knowledge where students come to drink!

Commit to be fit.

Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. Any system that depends on human reliability is unreliable.

Computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.

Confession is good for the soul.

Come sit at my table and share with me, Warm gingerbread cookies and cinnamon tea.

Come sit at my table, With a spot of tea and homemade cookies, So happy we'll be.

Control your emotions or they will control you.

Cooperation can solve many problems, even freckles would make a nice tan if they got 

together!

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Crafts are here, crafts are there.

My crafts supplies are everywhere.
I really should clean this mess,
But I like it, I confess.

Cross-stitchers are people who count!

Curses like chickens, come home to roost. ~Chaucer~

Curiosity killed the cat. ~O'Neill~

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but at least the cat died knowing.